Thursday, September 17, 2009

Classic Movie Clip Of The Day: The Manchurian Candidate

This Cold War classic is one of my favorites movies, and this scene is what reeled me in. Creepy as hell. They remade this a few years ago, but I passed. There's no way they could top the original.

News Story Of The Day: Woman Encouraged By Other Drinker

From The Onion.

Area Woman Encouraged By Sight Of Other Woman Drinking Beer Alone At Airport Bar

August 27, 2009

DES MOINES, IA—While en route to visit her cousin in South Bend, local divorcee Janet Linden, 37, told reporters Monday that her initial self-consciousness at drinking a beer by herself at Dugan's Sports Bar in the Des Moines International Airport was somewhat mitigated after she saw a woman approximately her age doing the same.

"I guess it's not that bad," Linden said as she straightened herself up in her bar stool and brushed some cat hair off her skirt. "What's wrong with a single, independent woman having a cold beer while she's waiting for her flight? It's perfectly normal. Just ask that lady over there."

Linden considered approaching the other woman to chat before realizing she had been looking at a mirror at the other end of the darkened bar.

QOTD: Do-Over

If you could get a do-over for one thing in your life, what would it be?

Don't be shy.

Vid Of The Day: Bacon Is Good For Me - Remix

You might've missed the original, which was a clip from ABC's "Wife Swap," but no matter -- you'll get the gist of it with this fantabulous remix.

Oh, and I would hang that kid upside down from a tree and beat his fat ass with a stick, piƱata-style, until he learned some goddamn manners.
An ass-whuppin' is also good for you, Spanky.

Vid Of The Day: Newspapers, A Dying Breed

From The Daily Show.

WTF? Fortune Cookies Of The Day

Funnies from Kelli T. and (where you will find more of these)

Have you been talking to my wife?

Shit, there go my afternoon plans.

Ok, so if I do not follow the instructions, which are not to follow them, I then should follow them, right? But if I do so, then I'm back to not following them, aren't I? I'm so confused.

Welcome to El Paso.

Whew, at least I'm not emotional.

... several able women who can do it better and with less bitching.

Sponsored by Jell-O.

That's exactly what Dad used to say.

Yes, please walk all over me.

Heh, so true.


Whew! I was worried.


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