Wednesday, September 9, 2009

August Motivational Poster Roundup

Only a handful since the MPOTD started mid-month.

From Liz

From CJM

From Willie

From Juicy Trixx

From OneBadMammaJamma

From Juicy Trixx

From Samsmama

From TonyRo

From Harmony

From C-Bob

From Janis


Classic Movie Snippet Of The Day: Trapped

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies.


Commercial Of The Day: Accigone

I'll be bauhhhuah...

From Paul.

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21 Celebrities Who Need To Change Their Names (Of The Day)

Everybody's gotta be different now, is that it? John Wayne. Tony Curtis. Cary Grant. Those were star names. Not this shit.


Nestor Carbonell

The guy who plays scary Richard Alpert on Lost has a name that sounds like a scary pasta dish. “Our special tonight is Nestor Carbonell -- spinach linguine with caper sauce, topped with long-eared Christmas donkey medallions.”



Sean Bean

Spoken, it’s fine, but it reads as “Seen Bean,” someone Dr. Seuss might’ve written about.

Have you seen Bean?
Whoever do you mean?

I mean Bean, you fiend,
Mean green Bean

Have you Sean Bean?




Chiwetel Ejiofor

Chi-wah Who-wha? Can someone Chiwe-tell me how to pronounce this fucked-up name? (Whatever you call him, he played Huey Lucas in American Gangster, where he and The News sang, “I Want A New Drug.”)



America Ferrara

Whenever I encounter assonance in celebrity names, I just want to combine them: “Americarrara.”



Sandra Oh

The sound of disappointment.

“Who’s in this movie?”
“That beast from Grey’s Anatomy.”
“Oh. What else is on?”




M. Night Shyamalan

Shyamalan is fine -- it gives us all a reason to call him “Shama-lama-ding-dong.” But he's gotta lose that unnecessary M. John C. Reilly needs his C because there’s another John Reilly in SAG. Somehow I doubt there’s another Night Shyamalan, and if there was, he surely changed his name after
The Happening.



Kellie Pickler

Pickler? I barely know her!



Zeljko Ivanek

Great actor (24, Damages, House, True Blood), crappy name. Under “Alternate Names,” IMdb.com lists “’Z with a caron Zeljko Ivanek’, ‘Z-with-inverted-circumflex-eljko Ivanek’, ‘Željko Ivanek’ and ‘Z’, proving that even they don’t what the hell to do with that name. Why don't you trade in a k or two for some vowels, chief?



Adam Carolla

I drove a Corolla once. It sucked. I suggest Adam Camry or Adam 4Runner, both far superior makes of Toyota.



William Hung

I hope so, 'cause the motherfucker sure can’t sing.



Andy Dick

Actually, this one is perfect.



Rupert Grint and Ioan Gruffudd

Weren’t they the villains in Dickens' Bleak House?



Miley Cyrus

Myrus.



Jeff Probst

A name that sounds like a cross between two things that frighten me: probe and Pabst.



Skeet Ulrich

Skeet? Were Spunk and Jizz already taken?



Tyra Banks

“Tyra” sounds a lot like “tiring.” Coincidence?



Stockard Channing

Stockyard? No one should have a name that reminds people of pig shit.



Billy Crudup

Shut the crud up, Billy. Yeah, I know, it’s pronounced “KROOD-up.” Like that's any better.



Shia LeBoeuf

Shy in the buff? Why? Coming up a little short?



Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmerrama.

Vid Of The Day: Robot Chicken Star Wars

Emperor vs. contractor. Who ya got?


LOTD Search Terms Of The Day, Vol. 2

A compilation of some of the search terms that have led readers to this blog. I'm not sure if the terms say more about the reader who used them or the blog that they found.

safe the day of wedding
milf lookers
continental bad flight policy
naked Salma Hayek nursing
types of mullets
yearbook photos
photobombers
funny napkins
if jesus was a goth
ron jeremy action figure
Spanish pick up lines
ass grass or cash nobody rides for free bumper sticker
replacing foreskin
"rock me tonight" snapping
porn of the day
over 40 MILF pics
spongebob casablanca
teenager brandon who died of drug overdose in St. Louis in 2006
caveman lawyer
real olan mills pics
cats that look like hitler
beasts and worst cereals cinnamon life
children learn what they live
how to do glamour shots
hot chicks in hot tub
speared armpit
busty pets
high school days poems
lois griffin boobs
what causes fish smell in hot tubs
80s song two guys in room
richard gere hamster
gerald ford dead today and i'm gay
jared leto naked
black home made booty dancings clips
porno movie with monkis
woman's pubic hair average count
humongous boobs
brands that failed
what to wear for band photo shoot
force vomiting with fingers risk
bumper buddy toddler helmet
how to shave your balls
calories in an in-an-out double double cheese
real men of genius radio commercial
60 man masturbating
why we love to stick your down mens pants and fiddle with their penus and balls
potraits of man step haircut hairstyles
songs of the 70's list
naked house maids
phil hartman matlock
training day
blondes in fur coats
family portraits
howard the duck mask
"should i stay or should i go" uh huh da da da
the shinning twins
adult clown costume craigslist
calories in squirt butter



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