Friday, September 4, 2009

Video Of The Day: Facebook, Twitter Help Parents Stalk Kids

From The Onion.

George Carlin's Dirty Words List: Vagina

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Nicknames for the vagina, compiled by comedian George Carlin. Some of these sound ancient. I highlighted my favorites.

Are there others that he missed?

ace of spades
adam's cave
altar of love
baby box
bearded clam
beaver
belly entrance
biscuit
black bess
black box
blossom
bluebeard's closet
box
briar patch
brown madam
bullseye
bunny
bush
button hole
cabbage patch
canal
candle holder
carnal canyon
Cap'n Fuzzy
cat's meat

cave of harmony
cave of the 7th happiness
cavern
cellar door
chute
chocha
clamper
cleft
clutch
cockpit
cooch/coochie
cookie
coosie
cooter
cooze
coupler
crack
cranny
crease
crevice
crumpet
dimple
divine scar
donut
eel-skinner
Ellie Mae Clamp-it
envelope
fig bush
figgy pudding
fish tank
flower
Fort Bushy
front butt
front window
furbox
furburger
furrow gap
gaper
gash
gate of heaven
ginch (who stole Christmas?)
ginny
girl-street
glove
glove of love
goat-milker
gravy-maker
gully-hole
hair pie
happy valley
harbor of hope
hatch
hatchet wound
hedgehog
hog eye
hole
honey-hive
honey-pot
hoohoo
horse collar
hot box
hot spot
house under the hill
irish fortune
itching jenny
jack nasty-face
jaxy
jelly-roll
juice box
keyhole
lady jane
lamp of love
lapland
latching lucy
lather-maker
little mary
locker
long-eye
love sponge
love tunnel
lower lips
magpie's nest
manhole
mark of the beast
meat
meat curtains
meat grinder
minge
missy-thang
mom's homemade slit pie
mother's little secret
mound
mount pleasant
mouse
mouth-that-cannot-bite
muff
naf
nature's tufted treasure
nest
niche
nook
nooky
notch
oat-bin
old mossyface
organ grinder
oven
oyster catcher
patch
pelt
pen wiper
pie
piece
pin cushion
pipe cleaner
piss flaps
pit
playpen
pocker
poke hole
poontang
poor man's blessing
prick
purse
pussy
puta
quiff
quill sharpener
quim
quiver
rose
sachet
sausage wrap
Sir Muffenstein
slash
slit
slot
snake charmer
snapper
snappin' clam
snappin' turtle
snatch
snatch-box
socket
sportsman's gap
stank
steam room
stuff
sugar basin
tail
temple of low men
tool chest
toy shop
treasure chest
trench
triangle
trim
tube
tuna
taca tunnel
tunnel of love
twat
tweeze
twinkie-lee
twitcher
vag
vajayjay
valley
velvet glove
venus highway
vertical smile
victoria's secret
wet cave of lust
wet weasel
whisker biscuit
wooly-burger
yawnie
yum-yum


Commercials Of The Day: iPhone/Staples

One's real, one isn't.

From eGuiders.



From Jess O.




August Mugshot Roundup

Another sad parade...


Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings.


Let me guess: busted for possession at the Phish concert?


Wait a sec! :: Ffffffffffarrrrrrttttt!:: Ok, I'm ready.


She made a Fug cake and ate the whole goddamn thing


No thanks, Pat.


You want a photo of .. of ME? That's so sweet. I am honored. Can I touch up my lipstick real quick?


Better check under her boobs. She might be hiding a bazooka.


Bill Cosby hates you.


Today's special: massage with unhappy ending


I am crushing your head!


Damn, it feels good to be a wanksta.


Magoo caught. Streets safe again.


Vernice was already plotting her revenge on the cop who busted her.


Hey Milli, where's Vanilli?


Marcus Mouse was all ears


I LOVE TITTIES!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!


Your other left, dipshit


Classified Ad Of The Day: Women Required

From Laura, who's thrilled at the prospect of getting paid for something she's been doing for years just for amusement.




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