Wednesday, July 29, 2009
On August 4th, Asylum.com is sponsoring a very special holiday: "A Day Without Megan Fox".
Clearly we can't be ANTI Megan Fox. We're a comedy sex site, and currently the internet is 99% comprised of images of her boobs.
But we are a fan of variety, so here are 10 action hotties who can replace Megan Fox -- at least for one day.
10) ALYSON HANNIGAN
She's more popular than ever, but we'll always remember her as the bi-curious Buffy witch who found some new octaves with her woodwind at band camp.
9) NATALIE PORTMAN
She's seduced Darth Vader, the ultimate man/machine, AND has indie film credibility. No offense, Megan, but your turn as the dumb celebutant in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People doesn't count.
8) FAMKE JANSSEN
The infamous Bond Girl who snapped spines with her thighs, she went on to become the ultimate comic book babe Jean Grey in the X-Men movies. And she's 45! Megan might not end up being as disposable as many of today's young actresses are, but so far she's known more for running from explosions than causing them with her mind.
7) CLAUDIA BLACK
Here we've got another sci-fi hottie (of Farscape and Pitch Black fame) who isn't afraid to pack some heat. AND she has an New Zealand/Australian accent. Sorry Megan, you might be younger than this one two, but we haven't seen you hold a gun this big yet if you catch our drift.
Well, Anna clearly lost one battle- her Land of the Lost was annihilated at the box office by Transformers 2. But she's got an accent on her side as well, this one British, and she played the hottest (and perhaps only hot) zombie of all time in Pushing Daisies. And when she has a sexy movie scene, she's... how shall we put this... a little more revealing than Megan. She may have lost a battle, but she's winning the war.(See the top five at WhipItOutComedy.com)
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