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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
From The Onion.
Last month's pathetic parade of perps, twerps, punks and flunks.
Tony Orlando on Enzyte
Imagine his breath
I guess Wayne Brady had to smack a bitch after all
Drew Carey bailed out his mom within hours
Eyes forward, please. Both of them.
Armand was barely holding it together
Rick Astley's sister
What'd this guy do, tie a gal to the railroad tracks?
She blew some frat boy for half an Old Milwaukee and that sweatshirt
I bet she works at the vintage clothing store.
"Tranny can you hear me?"
Sugar cone or regular?
Please put your top on. Please.
Gutta Bytch. Fatt Rollz.
WARRRRRR DAMMMMMN EAGLES!!!!!
You can't camouflage dumbfuckery
An anonymous indie record company has posted a handful of the worst demo tapes they received -- and you know they've gotten thousands, so these are the worst of the worst. Enjoy. I certainly did.
My ears are plotting this guy's murder
Remember, ladies: front to back
About those strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's room...
I made love to a drag queen
You can find a few more here.