Wednesday, May 20, 2009

9 Reasons Not To Date A Tyrannosaurus Rex

A funny from Mingle2.com, by Matthew Inman & Rebecca Kelley


















Vid Of The Day: Anatomically Correct Slow Jam (NSFW)

Very graphic. Very funny.


QOTD: Quirk

Quirks. Strange habits. Odd behaviors. We all have them. What are yours?

Me, I got 'em by the bushel, but here's one. I hate talking on the phone. Hate it. Hate making calls, hate answering the phone. I even hate it when the phone rings. I don't answer it. Drives my wife nuts. "Answer the phone!!!" "Oh, sorry, didn't hear it ringing." But I did.

Your turn.


25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

Hilarity from Cracked.com. Link from Spinderfella.

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Take a man. Add eye work, unisex glasses and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair -- if possible, a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

AL FRANKEN

He Is: Writer. Rush Limbaugh tormentor.
Looks Like
: The art director of Lands' End catalog.

ROBERT REDFORD

He Is: Actor. Director.
Looks Like
: The head of Women's Studies at Community College of Denver.

WARREN BEATTY

He Is: Actor. Director. Former BFF of Carly Simon.
Looks Like
: The famed foe of Bobby Riggs.

KYLE MCLACHLAN

He Is: Actor known for his work with David Lynch and Elizabeth Berkley.
Looks Like
: A manager of a website about two pet dogs.

MASI OKA

He Is: Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).
Looks Like
: The author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.

DANA CARVEY

He Is: Comic. Actor. Drummer. Impersonator of the President Bush with more successful foreign policy.
Looks Like
: The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats.

RICK JAMES (bitch!)

He Was: Musician. Famously sampled funk legend. Fan of hair extensions. Troubled individual.
Looked Like: A person who reportedly married a lesbian comic who goes by the single name "Margaret."

TIM ROBBINS

He Is: Actor. Writer. Tall person. Compulsive do-gooder in a less-crazy-than- Sean-Penn way.
Looks Like
: Winner of 12 straight division wins as coach of Florida Gators women's volleyball team in the late 1970s and early 80s.

MIKE NICHOLS

He Is: Writer. Director. Comic. Long-time partner to morning news show anchor Diane Sawyer. Directed Angels in America and Catch-22.
Looks Like
: Director of four episodes of The L Word.

RICKY GERVAIS

He Is: Comic. Writer. Actor. Creator of the hugely popular The Office and the somewhat less popular Extras.
Looks Like: Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.

KIM JONG-IL

He Is: Leader of North Korea.
Looks Like: A Lea-DeLaria-impersonating soccer mom.

BRUCE JENNER

He Is: An old lesbian.
Looks Like: An old lesbian. With bad plastic surgery.

See the rest in the full article
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