Vid Of The Day: Natalie Portman Between Two Ferns

As Jessica O-Face would say: Awkward! But it's not real, so don't piss yourself from anxiety. Unless, of course, that's your thing. Juicy S. Trixx, I'm looking at you.

From FunnyOrDie.com.

Onion Video Of The Day: Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearings

Yeah, I've been here a time or two, and so have you. It's especially fun on airplanes.

I was thinking -- it's probably good that kids don't realize just how close they are to death at these moments, or they would probably scream and cry even more.

Fast Food Ads Vs. Reality Pics Of The Day

The last time I went through the Wendy's drive-thru (which was at least a year ago, thank god) they said, "See you tomorrow!" I was amazed. I guess they can look at someone and tell how often they come. That, or they are clairvoyant. Impressive either way.

Funnies from Seth D. and Sheila, courtesy of The West Virgina Surf Report.


McDonald's Sausage McMuffin


BK Enormous Omelet Sandwich


McDonald's Sausage Breakfast Burrito


KFC Famous Bowl


Wendy's Chicken Club


Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande


McDonald's McSkillet Burrito


BK Whopper


Subway Turkey & Ham sub


McDonald's Filet-O-Fish


BK Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissant


Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad


Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar


Big Mac

Classic 90s Song Of The Day

Great song. I wore out this CD.

My wife and I can't hear the name Ray without one of us saying, "It's a shame about him."

Game Show Genius Of The Day (video)

That's not coffee in your veins, sport. It's FAIL.



As he walked away, I could almost hear this.

"Priceless" Pics Of The Day (NSFW)

The web is crawling with these MasterCard "Priceless" ad spoofs. Here are some of my favorites. You'll need to click the pic for a larger view to appreciate most of these.

Many are not safe for work.