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Wanted: time machine DESPERATE!!!

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Date: 2009-01-12, 5:53PM MST

Desperately need a time machine to take me back 6 weeks in time, plus or minus a day. If you have a time machine and are willing to let me borrow it, or know of someone with an impending trip back in time, please let me know ASAP!

I will pay big bucks to have myself warned to NOT sleep with that tramp at the One and Only Bar on the Boulevard.

Tell me that she is very, VERY fertile that night in question, and has a whopping 3 STDs that I will get if I copulate with her.

VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!

I WILL WRITE YOU A BLANK CHECK IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!

Key things that will let the me in the past know you are for real:

*Tell me that you know about the rubber ducky incident

*Tell me that you know that I pissed in my friends pool last week, when he was in it.

*Tell me that no matter how hard I try, the lesbian at Barnes and Noble will NEVER go for it, no matter how many sex books I ask her opinions on.

If I still doubt you- use this one-----

*Mention that you know I made out with my cousin when we were drunk at a kegger last summer- NO ONE KNOWS THIS BUT US TWO!!

VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!

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Classic 80s Music Video Of The Day

You knew it was coming. I'm trying to get everyone excited about this new tour.

Back in the 80s when this song was on the radio, I thought the singer was a woman -- Alison Moyet or somebody like that. Then I saw the video...and still thought the singer might be a woman. I do love the two-tone mullet, though, and I'm hoping it will come back, because I have the hair for it.

HUGE Music News Of The Day

Shh, don't tell Wendy in RI or Lefty. Let me -- I want to see their faces when they hear the great news.

Thanks, Blong, for the info. I'll start looking into flights...as soon as I stop shaking.



Kajagoogoo announce British tour

1980s pop group Kajagoogoo are to re-form and will stage the first UK tour with their original line-up in more than 25 years, they have announced.

The band, fronted by singer Limahl - famed for his mullet hairstyle - had hits in the early 1980s with songs including Ooh To Be Ah and Big Apple.

They split months after their biggest hit, "Too Shy," went to number one.

Limahl, 50 - real name Christopher Hamill - said it had "taken 25 years to grow up". The tour begins in September.

Hamill left the band in 1983 and was replaced as lead singer by bass guitarist Nick Beggs. The original five-piece line-up briefly re-formed for VH1's Bands Reunited programme in 2004.

Story from BBC NEWS.