Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Classic TV Show Open Of The Day

Who else remembers this one? I can't believe it didn't even last one full season -- it looks really funny. I almost laughed while watching the video. Ok, not really. I'm lying. I do like the robot's computer, though. I had that same Texas Instruments calculator in school. It even did percentages!

I had forgotten about this show until they mentioned it in the "Battle Of The Network Stars" videos I ran a few weeks ago. And now I will forget about it again, hopefully for good this time.


Classic Commercial Of The Day: Tequila

As discussed yesterday. From Bubbasmom.


Onion Video Of The Day: Prison Economy Skyrockets (NSFW)

From TheMovieGuru.


12 Bad Pirate Jokes Of The Day

Or good pirate jokes, depending on your sense of humor.


12. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty!


11. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C


10. A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


9. How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch


8, What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty


7. A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.

At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."


6. What was the pirate's name who had no legs or arms and fell overboard?
Captain Bob


5. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!


4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup--
ARRRRRRR!


3. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP


2. Why are pirates called pirates?
They just aRRRRRRRR


1. A pirate enters the men's room, steps up to a urinal, opens his fly and out pops a steering wheel. The guys at the other urinals can't help but notice.

"Whoa," one says. "You have a steering wheel instead of a penis?!"

"Aye," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"

Bathroom Wall Graffiti Of The Day

I'm a huge fan of bathroom wall graffiti. I pee a lot, so I'm always on the lookout for funny commentary -- fresh stuff, not the same old, "Don't look up here for a joke, it's in your hand" or "Here I sit/Brokenhearted/Came to shit/But only farted."

I saw one of my all-time favorites a few years ago:

"I Love A Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt

(Verse 1)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
Oh I love a rainy night
Yes I love a rainy night

(Verse 2)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
How I love a rainy night
Oh I love a rainy night

(Verse 3)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
Yes I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night

(CHORUS)

I love a rainy night
Oooh Oooh
I love a rainy night
Oooh Oooh
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night.

Here are some good ones I found on the WWW.





































Classic Video Of The Day: Angry Salesman (NSFW)

I never get tired of this one. Thanks, Kate, for the link.

Very NSFW (UFW?) for language.



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