Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Craptastic Movie Clip Of The Day: Convoy

A post idea from Macfrannie that I've been holding on to until the perfect time. That time is now.

Is there anything Kris Kristofferson won't do for money?




Two frightening facts:

1) The song that opens this clip -- "Convoy" by C.W. McCall -- was a #1 radio hit in 1975.

2) This movie was directed by the great Sam Peckinpah (The Wild Bunch). One can only hope that he was old and senile by this time, and thought he was directing a war movie.


Classic 70s TV Show Open Of The Day

This is the kind of crapola that passed for entertainment in the 70s. Still -- it was better than "Flavor Of Love" or "The Hills."


WTF? Photos Of The Day

OMGWTF?!

From The Courteous Chihuahua, Sally and CJ.






























Spongebob is dead


She shot him


Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Mardi Gras



best of craigslist > st louis

Mardi Gras YAY!


Date: 2009-02-23, 7:09PM CST


My wife and I went to Mardi Gras so we could experience some wonderful diversity. I danced in the streets with a few wonderfully diverse people, both men and women, while my wife had sex with a line of strange men in a portable washroom, several at a time.

She dosen't like to dance much anyway.

One person I was dancing with asked for some change but I had none.

Another person said I should be nice to him and buy him a beer, instead I was kind enough to let him finish a half cup of beer I had purchased earlier in the day that had grown luke warm while we danced. I hope he enjoyed it since he didn't return the cup when he had finished but thats ok as I purchased another and returned to dancing with other people.

I was getting hungry and set off to find some wonderfully divers food like Gumbo, Gritts or chicken, something ethnic like that, when I came upon a tall fat woman streched out across the sidewalk and vomiting in the gutter. When she finished heaving and grunting she wiped the spital from around her mouth, smeared it on her shirt and asked if I wanted to buy some " Meths".

I gave her some money but she never returned with it or them.

In the garbage strewn gutter, right next to where she had originally thrown up, I found some decorative beads. I asked around for the original owner but got little response from my fellow party goers so I took them to the lost and found at a nearby bar, the same one I purchased the beer from as a matter of fact.

Inside the bar, a strange woman pulled her top up to expose her breasts but didn't take her bra off, so what was the point of that? When I asked her why she didn't expose her breasts she said she wanted a beer so I bought her one but she still never exposed her breasts.

As I left the bar I noticed my wallet was gone so I went back inside to inquire as to its where abouts but got little response from the patrons.The diverse bartender said it might show up in a few days so I'll have to go back and get it.

On the way out I noticed the woman with the breasts decide to expose them to some other guys in the back area of the bar.

When I finally found my wife we decided to leave because we were about out of money and our house is about to be foreclosed on.

When we got back to our car we noticed someone had broken in and deficated on the driver seat. It looed as tho they were trying to spell something but it's somewhat unclear at this point as to what it was, so we cleaned it up as best as we could but you can still smell it and there is also a huge stain on the seat. Needless to say we had to drive back to Des Peres with our windows partially rolled down.

Someone also stole the windshield wiper blades off our vehicle but we have now replaced them.

Now that I think of it, those beads probably belonged to that tall, fat woman who was puking in the gutter.


Commercial Of The Day: Thomas Organs

Daisy linked to this in a comment and I had to post it. They say Liberace was gay, but I don't see it.


Quiz Of The Day: Are You An Asshole?


21 from a list of 100+ at TheDipstop.com

If you make fun of a sports team for 10 years and then when they suddenly do well, you jump on the bandwagon and act as if you've always been a fan... you are an asshole!

If you take up two parking spaces for one car... you are an asshole! (unless you have to get your wheelchair out of your car)

If you fart while passing in front of people in the movie theater... you are an asshole!

If you complain about the government, yet don't vote... you are an asshole!

If you complain about the price of gas, yet drive a car that gets eight miles per gallon... you are an asshole!

If you watch 28 hours of television a week and then say that you don't read because you don't have time... you are an asshole!

If you commit a crime, get caught and sent to prison, but think it is unfair... you are an asshole!

If you send chain letters of any kind (this includes those stupid e-mails that you are going to make a ton of money or some sick child will benefit because so-and-so company will track your e-mails even though that is impossible)... you are an asshole!

If you put your makeup on while driving... you are an asshole!

If you blast your horn at the driver in front of you a split second after the light turns green... you are an asshole!

If you stay in the movie theater while your baby screeches his head off... you are an asshole!

If you have a lame homepage that takes forever to download because you have cheesy music and way too many graphics... you are an asshole!

If you think welfare is an occupation... you are an asshole!

If you talk shit about people without knowing the whole story... you're an asshole!

If you complain about your weight problem and still eat at McDonalds... you are an asshole!

If you yell at people on t.v. to do something even though you know they can't hear you... you are an asshole!

If you loudly entertain the whole bus/park/lobby/ beach/neighborhood with your boom box, car stereo or iPod blasting so loud in your ears that we can all still hear it... you are an asshole!

If you call for a pizza, tell the guy to hold, then ask what everybody wants...you are an asshole!

If you ask every Asian person you meet, "Do you know karate?"... you are an asshole!

If you hold people up in line at the store to pay for a one dollar pack of gum with a credit card... you are an asshole!

If you make a list of what constitutes an asshole... you are an asshole!


Commercial Of The Day: Hyundai

What nice folks at Hyundai. From Lola.

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