Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Another Concert I Won't Be Attending Of The Day

I loathe Nickelback. LOATHE. How much? I would have sex with C.D. before I'd see Nickelback in concert. I might even have sex with She-Biscuit, although I'd have to think that one through a little longer. I would not have sex with Anne Ramsey, but if she were alive I might.


Movie Trailers Of The Day

One of them is a real movie.




Commercial Of The Day: Woman In Bar (video)

Are men really this blatant? The staring, I mean, not the key. If so, shame on us.

From Juicy S. Trixx, to whom I once gave my room key. She came in while I was sleeping and took all my clean towels.


Unappealing Porno Titles Of The Day (NSFW)

Feeling horny? I can fix that. Wait.. that came out wrong.

From Cracked.com, sort of. I made some changes to their list.

Not safe for all workplaces, so proceed at your own risk.

There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass

She just ate a full rack of ribs, so he might want to get the F out of there

Strap-On Midget

I hope she carries a step-stool with her. Nobody likes their knees humped.

Razor Burn

Don't forget your beard, big fella. Boobs or not -- that's a dude.

Edward Penishands

Giving someone the finger takes on a whole new meaning

European ATM

Ass to mouth? That means "you're a peein'" down my chin. No thanks.

Asphyxiation Foot Fuckers

Hmm, that's a tough choice, but I'll go with the asphyxiation. I'm kinda funny about my feet.

Girth, Wind & Fire #2

Girth I get, but I don't wanna know about the wind and fire.

My Granny Is A Tranny: Cocks In Frocks 15

15?! There's 15 of these?

Blow It Out Your Ass

You better warn that black guy in there

Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang #3

Starring Dyke Van Dick

Braces

Ouch

Damn...She Thick! 3

Damn...she gonna knock you upside the head if she hears you say that

Dirt Pipe Milkshakes

No thanks, I'm ass-tose intolerant.

Don't Tell Mommy!

Don't tell Mommy? No, don't say "mommy" -- ever -- when you're talking about porn.

30 Days In The Hole

Please tell me we get to pick which one.

Anal Chiropractor

"Wait, no, don't kneel, you're messing up the paper. And take off your shoes. Not on the floor! Put them in the cubby."

Big Tit Smotherfuckers

Again with the death. Can't a guy get laid without dying?

Concert I Won't Be Attending Of The Day

I might go for Cheap Trick. Otherwise, no.


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