Thursday, April 2, 2009

WTF Music Video Of The Day

I'm not sure what's more bizarre, this video or the fact that we had this record when I was a kid. And. Loved. It. Kids are stupid.

I remember reading that one of the Osmond brothers was deaf. I don't buy it. I think they all are.

My thanks (?) to The Courteous Chihuahua for this goatfuck.



More Photoshop Fun Of The Day

Ok, we're way past trolls now. Both of these beauties are from Adam G.




Vid Of The Day: Bubble Rings

Wow. From VeryShortList.com


Famous Star Wars Lines Made Better By Replacing A Word With "Pants" - Of The Day

Funnies from today's FOLOTDOTD, Tracey, via a post on BradRuggles.com.



I find your lack of pants disturbing.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.

Your pants, you will not need them.

These aren't the pants you're looking for.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

The Force is strong in my pants.

You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.

Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.

I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

Pull up! All pants pull up!

A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master…

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!

No! Alderaan is peaceful. They have no pants.

The more you tighten your pants, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials.

I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.

The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.

Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your pants.

“I want them alive. No pants.” -Vader

Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

Search your pants, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true.

Han’ll have those pants down - we’ve gotta give him more time!

He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

Judge me by my pants, do you?

It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.

Have you been in many pants?

Classic SNL Clips Of The Day

Someone mention cereal?







And one that's not from SNL.


Photoshop FAIL Of The Day - UPDATED

(** Updated with more Photoshops from you, my clever readers. Scroll down.)

I spent half an hour this morning trying to turn today's mug shot guy into a troll before giving up. I suck at Photoshop.



On the bright side, I stumbled upon this gem while looking for troll doll pics. It's going directly to the top of my Netflix queue (if they even have this title, that is). Yes, I realize the production value sucks, but the acting clearly makes up for it.




Here's another Photoshop version from the lovely and talented Kit (who I hope is a chick, not a dude). I like it.



And another one from Adam G. Nicely done, Adam G.



And from Daisy... another fine piece of artwork.



Another good one, this time from Randy.



Another now, the pi├Ęce de r├ęsistance -- again from Kit -- which I have titled, "Troll, Accomodating."



From VisualAlex - very nice.



From Derek, who sez, "Thought the dude looked more like a Gollywog than a troll - hence my creation of Gollywog Troll." That shit's funny right there.


Failed Cereal Brands Of The Day

Not real, of course, but the results of a Worth1000.com Photoshop contest to create cereal brands that didn't make it. These are my favorites, but there are more on the Worth1000 site.

I might at least try the KFC cereal.






















Vid Of The Day: The Big He-Bowski (NSFW)

Yes, it's old. Yes, I've run it before. Yes, it's one of my all-time favorites.

For Jessica "O.-face," who might not have seen it before.

NSFW for fuckloads of bad language.



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