It's a shame they don't give acting awards for music videos, because if they did, the woman in this one would probably enjoy watching the ceremony on TV. (Her best scene starts around 2:00)
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I might try this. I'm a virgin, too.
From The Sun (UK).
Teen auctions virginity for £50k
by Vikki Thomas--A TEENAGER is selling her virginity online to pay her college fees – but she has a long way to go before reaching her target of £50,000.
Eighteen-year-old Alina Percea is offering a weekend of unprotected sex but has only drawn bids of £5,000 so far and has just three days to go.
The brunette, from Caracal in Olt county, Romania, posted her advert on a German dating website saying: “I want to meet a gentle, respectful and generous man. "I have a gynecologist’s certificate proving I’m a virgin."
Providing the winning bidder has a health certificate showing that he is free of disease, Alina will forgo the use of condoms. She hopes that through the auction she will meet her future husband.
She said: “I want the first time I have sex to be special so I wouldn’t want it to be a quickie. The man who proves the most generous can stay with me for a full weekend but he has to pay for everything if we travel and stay in a hotel.”
Gross. From Rhonda.
best of Craigslist > SF bay area
Originally Posted: Thu, 6 Nov 21:20 PST
**** TOILET FOR TWO ****
Date: 2008-11-06, 9:20PM PSTI have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together.PostingID: 909076509
After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It’s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush.
My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can’t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been, had she been just a little more open-minded. It’s just not the same when you use it alone – and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.
The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few.
I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.
Naturally, this listing reminds me of a classic SNL skit.
Funnies from Collaroy, Paul D., and Nikki. Some Photoshop here, of course, but they're still funny.
Along with trace amounts of junk in his groin
"He seemed really tense," she said.
And then teach him how to wipe
Let us know how that goes
And discovers the sound of one hand clapping
The whore has a point
"Smells like ass," they say.
Living in Utah must be rougher than I imagined
Here, put one in your hands. They love it.
"Pinches off a giant piece of weekend box office."
Seaman shoots... he scores!
Police let him go with a warning and some Tic Tacs
Explosive issue finally reaches satisfying conclusion
But Nike still kisses his ass
Do you have a permit for that thing?
They celebrate with dinner at the Y
She's gonna be busy
Over $10,000 raised for the Eyeless Children Fund
In related news, local man gives birth to 11 biscuits
What are the odds?
"... and find it difficult to fit in."
Then farts, rolls over and goes to sleep
Then, not surprisingly, lied about taking it in the butt
Photos from Oddee.com, CollegeHumor.com, Flickr.com.