Everyone remembers "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes, but few remember Rupert's follow-up to that hit, a little ditty called, simply..... "Him." After hearing the song and seeing this video again, I can only come to one conclusion: the 'him' in question is Satan, creator of this music.
Pay special attention to the lyrics -- they're super.
Many thanks to Keva, Sarah and LZ for the pics.
Ladies: see what happens if you cut off your man until the honeymoon? He might have an accident.
Ninjas are everywhere. Always be prepared.
Johnny Ray's cousin shows his new bride how he likes it
Poker in the rear!
She's about to swat him with that bouquet.
Eh heh heh, my girl sure can blow!
All the confetti and flowers in the world won't change the smell of that thing
A quick doob with the valet always chases away those wedding day jitters
Lucky bastard
Here comes the bride!
Look, someone threw out a perfectly good bride
Get used to it, pal
Back the fuck off!
Bob wasted no time trying to charm his new mother-in-law
Col. Sanders' daughter gets married
As soon as the Sharks show up, the rumble is on.
The doob wasn't enough. She had to have a quickie with valet, too.
Someone explain this pose to me. Please.
Practice makes perfect
"$20? What the fuck is this? It's 200, asshole."
Awesomeness from Dorf. I'm not positive, but I think these might be Photoshopped.
Interested? Here's the listing.
We honor the February 28 passing of Paul Harvey, radio broadcaster extraordinaire, with this long-lost sponsor plug. You all know how Paul loved his sponsors.
Click Paul's pic to hear the ad. Many thanks to Blong for the link.
From Look At Me Shirts (click pic to link; all sales support LOTD)
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