Craptastic 80s Music Video Of The Day

Glenn Frey must die.

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before." -- Butthead ("Beavis and Butthead")

My Yahoo Answers of The Day: Movies

These are old. I need to do some new ones.

F**ked Up Food Of The Day (video)

I'm down with bacon, but this is nasty. You better get some Dual Cleanse if you're gonna eat this shit.

From Laura, Stannon and -- yes -- Wendy Still On The Couch In R.I.



Click for New York Times story

Awkward Celebrity Moment Of The Day

Uh. Ok. Some claim this is performance art and he's faking, and I hope they're right. Not sure I'd put money on it, though.

Reason Of The Day To Love Salma Hayek (video)

I call next!

Confusing Photos Of The Day

Wait. How can Sarah-tariat Jessica Parker have a face like a horse...



... and feet like a camel?



Or maybe it's just Satan. Actually, I'd much rather see this sort of camel toe on it than the other kind.

Many thanks to Juicy S. Trixx (and GoFugYourself.com) for the pics.

Vid Of The Day: Police Chase

Take off, hosers. From Paul D.

Unfortunate Company Logos Of The Day

Some are obvious, some take a moment. Great pics from Willie, Keva and The Courteous Chihuahua.


Oh, why not? You always wanted a girl anyway.


Erected in 1985


Don't let a cold catch you from behind


Any computer who doesn't work will be ejaculated from the premises.


Drop ass here anytime


You'd think they'd be busier


U so horny


The Institute For Oriental Studies (And Buggery) at The University of Santa Catarina, Brazil


You see people. I see boobies.


A Czech sausage maker in the early 1900s, long before subtlety was invented.


We love kids. Every chance we get.


Well, China and the SS do have a lot in common.


Anthony is very excited about his Fall collection


Come get drilled


Ever seen Goatse? (If not, be glad.)


From Princess Pi, the new logo for Britain's Office of Government Commerce.