Thursday, February 5, 2009
baltimore craigslist > missed connections
I threw up on your chihuahua. - m4w - 21 (Baltimore)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2009-01-21, 11:27AM ESTTo that heady girl from XS last night.....PostingID: 1001611899
We had been sitting in your car chilling and you had gone inside to look for your cell phone. Your little dog had crawled into my lap and I dont know.....it just came out of nowhere.
Your dog looked confused and insulted and I tried to wipe some of it off but she wouldnt hold still. I guess I panicked and left.
Anyway, you were super cool and we should hang some other time. You know where to find me.
- Location: Baltimore
Sorry for all the post reruns and unanswered e-mails over the last couple of weeks, folks. Work is kicking my butt right now. I know most of you don't care if you get an e-mail response from me, but I like to answer everyone who writes, and I hate being behind (and a behind).
Please bear with me.
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