Thursday, February 5, 2009

Naughty Commercial Of The Day (NSFW)

Some pervs sent me this. Six of them, in fact: Sharon, Daisy, Afro Amber, Frank, Sally and Harmony. Ten Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers each.







Craiglist Ad Of The Day: Barf

From Ashley V.


baltimore craigslist > missed connections

I threw up on your chihuahua. - m4w - 21 (Baltimore)


Reply to: pers-1001611899@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-01-21, 11:27AM EST


To that heady girl from XS last night.....

We had been sitting in your car chilling and you had gone inside to look for your cell phone. Your little dog had crawled into my lap and I dont know.....it just came out of nowhere.

Your dog looked confused and insulted and I tried to wipe some of it off but she wouldnt hold still. I guess I panicked and left.

Anyway, you were super cool and we should hang some other time. You know where to find me.

Later.

Joe

  • Location: Baltimore
PostingID: 1001611899

Classic 70s Music Video Of The Day

Don't blame me, blame Wendy In RI. She suggested it.


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The Muppet Show version -- even better.


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QOTD: People Don't Know

What's one thing about you that most people don't know?

Something you've done...
Somewhere you've been...
Some skill you have...
Etc.

Speak.
Brag. Confess.

Music Video Parody Of The Day

This is 100 times better than the original. Springsteen and Lauper FTW!

From Wendy in RI, who turned down my offer to "wear her ass like a hat."


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Apology Of The Day

Sorry for all the post reruns and unanswered e-mails over the last couple of weeks, folks. Work is kicking my butt right now. I know most of you don't care if you get an e-mail response from me, but I like to answer everyone who writes, and I hate being behind (and a behind).

Please bear with me.

Thank you.

CM

Support Groups Of The Day

Think no one understands you? Think there's no cure for what ails you? Think again. If you have issues, no matter how bizarre, there's probably a support group out there that deals with it. Like these...

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

Assholes Anonymous
I'm a charter member.

12 Step Pagans

Lip Balm Anonymous

I Hate Clowns

Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility (HSII)

Vulg-Anon: Vulgarity Anonymous
("It's been seven days since I said the word, 'fuck'. Oh no. Wait. That doesn't count, does it? Sonofabitch!")

Large Penis Support Group
Their membership is huge.

Cleptomaniacs & Shoplifters Anonymous
("Ok, who took the fucking coffee maker?")

Pathological Liars Anonymous
("My name is Ralph and I'm definitely not a pathological liar.")

Windy Symptoms: Support For Excessive Flatulence & Burping

Clutterers Anonymous
("We admitted we were powerless over clutter...")

Alcoholics For Christ
("A toast.. to Jesus!")

Professional Artists Anonymous
(for those suffering from chronic unemployment)

Vampires Anonymous

Workaholics Anonymous


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