Hey all, please forward this to the people in your address book who you know are dog lovers - Roscoe desperately needs a new home!!!!
Roscoe is about 6 years old, a full blooded Maltese, unfixed (he really needs to be fixed) and is very loving. He loves to curl up in your lap and be loved.
He MUST wear a diaper (which comes with him) when in the house - he's not fixed and he unfortunately is a marker so whoever takes him must know that the diaper must go on as soon as he comes in the house. Roscoe is completely used to this and actually stops at the door and 'takes the stance' for the diaper to be put on.
He's VERY smart, and he will also go hide and make poo, but he only did this a few times when he was living with us, once I discovered it and scolded him for it he stopped doing it.
He comes with a small crate and he is comfortable sleeping in the crate -- when he goes into the crate the diaper MUST come off or it will discolor his fur. I always bought maxi pads for the diaper and you do need to change them 3-5 times a day or that will also discolor his fur.
He needs to find a home that will completely commit to giving him a loving home for the rest of his life...if you know of someone who has a history of responsible pet ownership please forward his picture...this poor guy can't be shuffled around anymore - he truly is the sweetest little thing in the world and is so loving! He deserves a home where that love is returned, ASAP!!!!!
Gee, is there anything else? Does Roscoe need his ass wiped when he poops? His balls shaved? Can I make him a latte while he's sniffing around my house looking for a covert place to pinch a fetid loaf? Little fucker. "Take the stance" so I can drop-kick your ass over my back fence.