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Originally Posted: Sun, 16 Nov 22:24 CST
To the guy I slapped across the face in the bar... - w4m
Date: 2008-11-16, 10:24PM CST
Dear average-looking frat boy,PostingID: 922119532
The image of your face when I slapped you (left-handed,too, because my drink was in my right), is one I won't soon forget.
My friend had gone to the bathroom, so when I felt a hand grab and slightly grope my ass, I had no reason to suspect that it was her who felt me up, rather than you, the innocent bystander.
I quickly turned over my shoulder and gave you a quizzical look, which you must have interpreted as come-hither, because you winked and gave me a knowing nod. Taking this as acknowledgment of "your" action, I slapped you. Hard.
This was the first time I had ever slapped anyone, and I immediately felt empowered and fully justified, having not relied on my boyfriend to stand up for my fragile female ego. Yay, feminism! This quickly turned to shock however, as I looked over at my friend, doubled over, red in the face and gasping for breath from laughing hysterically. Immediately putting two and two together, I turned to you, still standing with a very bewildered and increasingly angry look on your face. "Ohmygod, I'm so sorry-she..I.. I thought...", I struggled to apologize. "Get away from me, I don't know what's going on, get away you crazy bitch"... and then you backed up and ran away.
I probably would have done the same thing, so I don't blame you for running away. I wanted to chase you and explain, but thought better of it for several reasons. I can only imagine the stories the next morning as your buddies rehashed the situation, still wondering why a random girl slapped you for no reason. At least now you (hopefully) know the reason.
I'm still sorry. Let me know, and I'll buy you a drink, at a safe distance, so you can be sure no violence will occur. I promise.
The crazy girl who (somewhat accidently) slapped you across the face
- Location: Norman
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Saw this on VH-1 Classic this morning. Dear God.
I don't know about you, but I really bought Kevin Cronin as a counseling patient having angst about his woman. He totally sold it. His pain was tangible and poignant. Never saw that ending coming, either.
His hair did well, too -- every follicle worked in sync. I bet if he were a football coach and his team dumped a giant cooler full of water over his head, he wouldn't even get wet. That hair would soak up every drop, like a big ol' sponge. Then he'd just turn and laugh, and say, "Nice try, fellas, nice try. Now drop and give me 20."
A small sampling of some of the special
perversion interest photo groups available to you on Flickr.com. They really do have something for everyone.
Now drop to your knees and pray for the human race.
(Yes, these are real groups, and the quotes in italics under the pics are from the group pages themselves. Click any image, if you dare, for a closer look.)
"Hate them so much you can't help but look?"
"Pretty crossdressed feet, shoes, pantyhose, legs, etc."
"This is not the 'crap in toilets' group. No feces..."
"Bush or armpits must be visible!" Do we get to vote?
Why? I'm stumped.
1 for nasty, 2 for wrinkled, 3 for hairy, etc.
Not really anonymous anymore, are they?
"Take a seat and enjoy the girl next to you."
"Big natural breasts of mommy's or potential mommy's..." Well that narrows it down.
"Midgets, dwarves, dolls, clowns, creeps, pinheads and geeks!"
"Please, use your power for good, not for evil."
Giantess feet, or shrunken men feet? Or both?
"Here in Brazil they have big butt and great curves."
Just not on my feet, please.
"Wives who spank their husbands are especially welcome."
"Foxy grandmas getting wild, yas em."
"No smooth asses."
How many of them are named Eileen?
"All about the sensuality of a woman peeing in her pantyhose or panties."