Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Music Video Of The Day: Eight Miles Wide (NSFW)

I guess she clocked it in her car. A song by comedian Storm Large, from her one-woman show, Crazy Enough.

From Julie M.



21 comments:

  1. Eight miles high and when you touch down
    You’ll find that it’s stranger than known
    Signs in the street that say where you’re going
    Are somewhere just being their own

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  2. Wow - Storm Large was one of the contestants for RockStar SuperNova. I guess you have to be a comedian to take Tommy Lee seriously . . .

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  3. Hey, neat...a song about Anita Blake: Vampire Humper. Her vagina is 8 miles wide, too.

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  4. Reminds me of a quote by that guy that was married to Whoopie Goldberg, I forget his name and I'm too lazy to look it up. Anway he said sex with Whoop was like "throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

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  5. The subminabablble worked. Whenever someone plays Eminem, I'm going to think of vaginas.

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  6. Elisa - I don't believe for one second that Whoopi Goldberg has a vagina.

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  7. Then it could have been any one of these guys with questionable agendas, I suppose:

    Spouse(s) Alvin Martin (1973–1979)
    David Claessen (1986–1988)
    Lyle Trachtenberg (1994–1995)

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  8. This makes me think of that woman who had 18 (? or more?) kids--you know the, "It's a vagina, not a clown car" lady. After 18 kids, I would think hers would be pretty stretched out.

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  9. The Duggars, right Daisy?

    She could have a hot tub party up in there.

    Word verification: labigs. Yup, hers probably are to frame that thing.

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  10. Yes, the Duggars! That's right. Thanks, Heidi. :D

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  11. Actually Storm is a local Portland singer with a band called "Storm Large and the Balls"...but she's been doing a lot of theater lately as well.

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  12. She was my favorite on Rockstar Supernova. Although I did hope that she would win, I'm also glad she's not languishing in some washed-up 80's rehash band.

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  13. Reminds me of a video I once saw, with a woman and a bald guy. It gave new meaning to "getting head."

    WV: vinormous

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  14. Storm Large is NOT a comedian, never has been. One tongue-in-cheek song does not a comedian make. She's a prolific musician in my former home of Portland, OR, and once you see her live, it sticks with you.

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  15. A comedian is a person who makes someone laugh. She made me laugh. Ergo, she is a comedian.

    Hair split: successful.

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  16. Don't be semantic. Yes, Webster's would say a comedian is "a professional entertainer who uses any of various physical or verbal means to be amusing," but I think anyone hearing the word "comedian" would think "someone who makes their living being funny," not someone who happens to be funny once.

    Hugh Jackman is occasionally funny on Broadway. He's not a comedian. He's an actor. Storm Large is occasionally ribald and funny. She's a musician who's occasionally funny, not a comedian.

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  17. DUDE. WHO FUCKING CARES? I mean, besides you.

    Seriously.

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  18. I love this video and have been known to walk around (house, office, doesn't matter) singing "My vagina is 8 miles wide!" Gets me some weird looks but oh so much fun.

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  19. Excellent. Are you a singer or a comedian? Just wondering. It's important. cough.

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  20. Great song. Incredibly talented singer; and YES, she's a comedian. Now this song is stuck in my head; I'll be humming it at work tomorrow. And snickering. Lastly? Get a life, Adnoxious.
    PS: Hot dog down a hallway. Excellent.

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