Monday, November 16, 2009

Celebrity Camel Toe Of The Day

Cooter-cutters of the rich and famous. This can't be good for your Lady Business.

I smell Photoshop on some of these, but at least someone's skills were put to good use.


Sharon's Stone


Rebecca Romjin


ABBA chick (lead vocals on "Dancing Queef")


Mischa Barton


Maria Sharapova


Somebody's grandma


Lindsay Lohan, also having top issues.


Lil' (?) Kim


Kim Kardashian


Kelly Ripa, about to rip-a her pants. If that pole up her ass hasn't already.


Jessica Simpson ("This cooch wasn't made for walkin'...")


Jessica Biel will kick your ass


Heidi Klam


Fabio stuffs his pants


Eva Longoria


Christina Milian


Anna Kournikova


Alicia Keys. I see two of her keys right now, both of 'em L Major.


Ashanti


Karl Lagerfeld


Jabba The Hutt. Sorry. Photoshopped for sure. There's no way it has a vagina.


22 comments:

  1. "Somebody's grandma" Ha!
    Spewed my coffee when I got to Karl Lagerfeld.

    That Rosie O'Donnell pic is like a train wreck - horrifying but impossible to look away. Everytime I see it, I mutter WTF to myself over and over.

    I could have done without the imagery that you "smelled" photoshopping on these, Cary. oh dear.

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  2. Oh my! Lil' Kim's made me gasp! Do these gals not have any friends? An honest assistant or publicist? A decent mirror? Geez.

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  3. WW - would you believe me if I said the connection was unintentional?

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  4. Ewww! This post smells like crotch yeasties to me.

    Clever captions, Cary! :D


    MSOTD guy looks like he's wearing a blackbird on his head. HA!

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  5. I just went back and caught Heidi "Klam" and the Alicia Keys comment. You are in excellent for this Monday morning.

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  6. I meant excellent "form". Which clearly I am not.

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  7. L major. Yuk yuk yuk.

    I did not need to see Madonna's. *CRINGE*

    "Lindsay Lohan, also having top issues."

    At least she was still young and beautiful then. What a waste.

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  8. There is a donut shop in Oklahoma City just north of the airport that has Camel Toes right next to the bear claws. Instead of the five toes of a bear claw it has only two. I'll get a picture next time I'm up there.

    I can't wait to order a glazed camel toe.

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  9. "Somebody's grandma" is my favorite.

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  10. The first camel toe I ever noticed was in a cast photo of "Eight Is Enough" in TV Guide back in the late 70s. Mary's jeans were cutting a serious gulley up in there. Lani O'Grady is dead now, so I try not to think of that picture too much.

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  11. Ah, ladies sportin' the toe! These captions were top notch. The Jessica Beal one made my day! Step away from the free weights, Jess!

    I loved the Fabio/Carl/Rosie moose knuckles too.

    WV: shing. Exactly.

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  12. I'd like to see that, Randy. Seriously. Get a pic next time you're there.

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  13. woodwoman, going tomorrow around lunch I hope they will be open.

    Cary,
    You forced me to google Lani O'Grady to see if she died of a yeast infection.

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  14. Randy, nope. Pretty sure it was an OD. She was troubled. Might've been suicide.

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  15. I also found the TV Guide Cover....

    She did have those jeans wedged

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  16. I feel like I'm getting a urinary tract infection just looking at these...

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  17. wouldn't having clothes that tight on hurt after a while??

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  18. Yes, there is a Photoshop-ly fishy smell about some of these.

    Otherwise, Lil Kim should be Big Cleft.

    And Sharon Stone should be Sharon Twin Peaks.

    And Russian tennis players like Anna and Maria should be - well, just as they are, really.

    BTW, what is Kelly Ripa doing? Advertising a device for anal pleasure on day time telly? Continuing to play a computer game with a joystick while picking up spilt peanuts?

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  19. Wow. There's no woman on that list that I like or respect.

    Toe away, ladies. Not only are you hurting your lady bits, you're showing that your IQ is equivalent to an actual camel's toe.

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  20. I enjoyed this, Cary. Please feel free to do this type of post again and again.

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  21. MASSIVE CAMEL TOE !!!!!!!

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