Thursday, October 1, 2009

Vid Of The Day: Peaches

Oh, the horror. Sean better stay out of Georgia and South Carolina. The good news: he isn't afraid of cheeseburgers.



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22 comments:

  1. Hilarious. I always wonder why these dysfunctional people agree to appear on TV tabloid shows - surely they know they're going to be ridiculed? Either way, it was a most amusing way to start my day.

    Thanks for sharing!

    wv: latici "Hey, stop staring at my latici!"

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  2. My late husband was freaked out by peaches. He couldn't deal with the fuzz. I alway made fun of him.

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  3. I love peaches, especially the fuzzy skin.

    It's breasts that I'm afraid of. Will someone please contact Maury for me? Thanks.

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  4. Your own, Frank, or others?

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  6. Oh my, poor fellow. What a way to have to go through life. I love peaches. I'd hate to be afraid of them.

    And then Maury encourages the audience to "applaud" him for "facing his fear." Seriously? Maury is such a tool.

    It didn't look like he was facing his fear to me. Looked like he was running away from it as best he could. That guy needs some major league counseling and therapy to get past his fear of those fuzzy, scary peaches. HA! Oh dear.

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  7. Don't be afraid, Frank. Bev's are very nice, especially after you get to know them well.

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  8. Well, Cary, I guess I...I...I...I guess I could try....

    Will you be there with the video camera?

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  9. Yes, I will. So come a little early so I can show you how to use it.

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  10. My favorite part is when they put bucketfuls in his face. "Oh, this scares you? Here are fifty of them!"

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  11. That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. The entire audience should be given peaches then all simultaneously pelt him with them.

    Where's Bev? Her boobs must be burning, what with all the talk about them.

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  12. I REALLY want to know how one develops this kind of fear. Maybe strange men came by the house to exchange peaches for torrid sex with his mother... or him?

    Maury doesn't even go through the motions of pretending he's there to help the poor guy, yet he stops short of saying "now we're going to torment you with peaches, you sad fuck."

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  13. I love these shows... they just can't be real (can they?). I only eat canned peaches... can't stand the fuzz. Ewww!

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  14. Oh my! My boobs were tingling so I figured I'd better come see what was going on at LOTD. It's like my own personal Spidey Sense.

    Cary's right, though. They may be a handful, but once you tame them they're like putty in your hands. That's why I call him "The Boob Whisperer."

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  15. Bev - that wasn't whispering I was doing.

    Karen - you know the fuzz can be peeled off, right? Canned peaches? Bleh! We used to make homemade peach ice cream at my grandma's house in the summer with fresh peaches and an old-timey (hand cranked) ice cream churn. Took forever but holy crap, was it delicious.

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  16. I've never seen anyone with such a morbid fear of fruit.

    Yeah, Maury was just going for shock value and ratings there. What a scroteweasle.

    I'm afraid of car washes, but I force myself to go through them from time to time in an attempt to conquer my fear. Never works, alas.

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  17. SY, you come up with the BEST names! hahahaha

    Maury's show is such a sesspool. What a waste... obviously the chunkyboy can't remember the Lurid Peach Attack that forever scarred his sad little psyche, but who thinks it's a good idea to go on a show like Maury's and display your incredibly screwed up self to the nation? ugh.

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  18. I call bullshit on the entire thing. Still.. I laughed.

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  19. I just checked. He's still married to Connie Chung. That's never been right.

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  20. My mom used to make homemade ice cream when we were little. At first we had a hand crank churn but later on we had an electric one. She mostly just made vanilla flavored. It was yummy. She also made strawberry and peach flavored when those fruits were in season. Trouble with living in Ohio, those fruits are in season for a very short time, so we didn't have the fruit flavored very often. It was the best though. I haven't thought about that for a long time. Nice memory! :-)

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  21. i think people fake this shit to get on TV.

    maybe I should be afraid of working hahahahah

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  22. i call BS too... too exagerated, and who in their right mind would go on TV to show how wimpy they can actually be? nah

    Siress, i don't like the car wash either (i use the pressure wash) but when i have to use one, i get nervous... guess we're normal then ;)

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