English pounds and Eskimo pence
Sex Furniture...tell me more.The Rudolph sign was cute. And I'll be singing Don't Stop Believin' all day. But I'm not complaining.
Clever folks at work (or rather play, I suppose) here. HA! The "No Humping" sign made me laugh because there are some speed bumps in the road at our local park. For some reason the signs pointing them out say "Speed Humps" instead of "Speed Bumps." The signs weren't tampered with. That is just the way they were painted. It amuses me every time I walk by them. Of course, everyone knows I am easily amused. :D
I want a skiwi t-shirt!Also, it's my experience that nudists don't look like that. They look a lot more Throw Momma From the Train-ish.
We have Speed Hump signs here, too. They always make me laugh. My son always asks why but I can't bring myself to go there.I want a skiwi tee too!
some of those took some work and thought, though I'm partial to Five MILF Hill, myself.
i second that aries, nudists are usually very old and/or not so thin.i have always wanted to black tape a crosswalk signal but with mine, there would only be one finger left.wv: voring = me droning on about something picayune. ha!
Rudolf made me laugh. Is it Christmas yet?
While in grad school we lived in a town that boasted a genuine nudist colony. (They now call it a Family Nudist Park. Whatever.) A gentleman who was staying out there got stranded at the physical therapy clinic where I worked. I offered to drive him home (hey, I was just trying to be a blessing!) Let me set your curious mind at ease-- nudist parks are NOT full of pretty people. There were more wrinkles and rolls there than a Shar Pei convention. No one's wa-hoo or hoo-ha was worth looking at--gravity is a friend to none. This was in the late eighties and let me just say, um, I didn't see pubic hair--I saw pubic skirts!
Pubic. Skirts. Ew.
There's a restaurant nearby, famous for two things, their $12 Blank Angus steaks, and a sign that has been tampered with since the day they opened advertising the same.My dad knows the guy who owns it and every year without fail he's gotta remove paint or something blocking out the "G" in Angus at least 15-20 times.He stopped thinking it was funny after the first year.word veri: awnuo, When he finally caught the vandal his last words were "awnuo!"
A local paint store had a sign outside advertising 'Dickies All Sizes' a while back, and me and my girlfriends were going to rearrange the letters to say, 'Dicks All Sizes,' but the sign was up too high and we couldn't reach it!
my kid may or may not have vandalized a poster at her school a couple of months ago... trying to scare up a photo... i'm so dang proud, sigh...
LOL...I live semi-near Five Milf Hill. Coincidence??
All the teams at my high school were The Dragons. Well, they had a pressbox for the football games with huge plywood letters spelling out DRAGONS. The letters were about 3' high & only attached with screws. I wasn't involved (wish I had been!), but one of our senior pranks was rearranging them to say GONADS. They were nice & set the R down on the bleachers without damaging it! :D
Once I changed a sign from Live Easter Bunnies to Evil Easter Bunnies. If I had unlimited time and the necessary tools, I could deface signs hilariously all fucking day.
The Rudolph-ized deer sign is actually standard issue in some counties of California's Sierra Nevada mountains. You won't find one that doesn't have the red nose.
Here in VT the rudolph sign is pretty ubiquitous too - doesn't stop me from smiling though :)Next time I go the the MIL's house I will snap a pic of the mutant cow sign. There are cow crossings and they have signs just like the deer, moose, and bears. But this one has a head at both ends and a biohazard symbol above it. It's very well done and the only one I've found.