I'm guessing Louisiana. If not, somewhere else in the South for sure. I wonder how many MPG (miles per gator) it gets.
From John H.
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2 hours ago
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Effed-Up Ride Of The Day
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Nice touch to have the fish in the mouth around the headlight.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think I would want to ride that. (That's what SHE said.)
That's your classic example of the shallow end of the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteThe movie "Waterboy" sprang to mind.
ReplyDeletei don't know what is more fucked up, this or the torture your feet device of the sotd.
ReplyDeleteboth look like they are very painful.
Voronya, don't cha ever get a pedi? Those socks are better than the little purple toe spreaders, but as socks, I'd think you'd get chilly.
ReplyDeleteThe bike looks thoroughly unweildy, regardless of the (fucked up) creativity involved. I don't think you have to worry about mileage, Cary - it probably starts to shudder at 30 mph. He probably just uses it to make runs to and from the tavern.
Actually, as a motorcyclist I appreciate the novelty value of this, and it's a damn site better looking than some of the crap they "create" on some of the bike-builder TV programs.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a completed bike, though. Notice the open header hole, and lack of exhaust pipes. It wouldn't run right, and it'd bake your right leg in raw burning exhaust. The front head doesn't look just right, either.
Jeez, I'm from the South and this is just wrong on so many levels. It probably belongs to one of my neighbors. On behalf of all Southerners (whether they like it or not), I apologize to alligators everywhere.
ReplyDeletemtnmama- i have but they don't spread my toes inches apart, that just looks like it would hurt.
ReplyDeletemy husband owns a pair of alligator skin cowboy boots that look almost as ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAt least you don't have to worry about someone stealing it.
ReplyDeleteOh I can't imagine someone having the mind to have thought this up.
ReplyDeleteTo look at a perfectly fine motorcycle and think,
"You know what this needs? Gatorfication..."
I'd be downright depressed to find out that the guy who built this isn't nicknamed "Gator".
"Gatorfication"--ha ha ha ha ha! :D
ReplyDeleteYou did this just for me, didn't you!!!!! Maaaahvelous!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou scooter ridin' Gator buddy PeggyGator
I got this in an email this week, claiming it was from Florida.
ReplyDeleteIs that a Billy Bass?
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