Funnies from Kelli T. and WeirdFortuneCookies.com (where you will find more of these)
Have you been talking to my wife?
Shit, there go my afternoon plans.
Ok, so if I do not follow the instructions, which are not to follow them, I then should follow them, right? But if I do so, then I'm back to not following them, aren't I? I'm so confused.
Welcome to El Paso.
Whew, at least I'm not emotional.
... several able women who can do it better and with less bitching.
Sponsored by Jell-O.
That's exactly what Dad used to say.
Yes, please walk all over me.
Heh, so true.
Whew! I was worried.