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Sit in a hot tub full of marinara sauce with me - m4w
Date: 2009-04-07, 6:49PM EDTI have a huge hot tub, i'm going to fill it with homemade marinara sauce. Let's get naked and sit in it.PostingID: 1111954942
I'll be wearing a Rolex and Ray-Bans. I'll put some Barbara Streisand or some Wu-Tang Clan on the stereo.
Nothing too sexual, just nudity and marinara sauce.
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I always get a little scared when I see the words "craigs list" and "hot tub" on here, but this one was not scary. Weird, but not scary.
ReplyDeleteBarbara Striesand or Wu Tang Clan? Now there are two performers with similar musical stylings.
Hopefully the sauce isn't too hot. A guy could get meatballs.
ReplyDeleteIll bring the french bread!
ReplyDeleteGood call on the french bread! I'll bring the tossed salad. Wait, scratch that.
ReplyDeletehaha ..ok ..the ad was humorous but samsmama made me laugh loud enough to have people in the cube farm outside my office look this way ...
ReplyDeleteA hot tub full of marinara sauce?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard of a lot of weird kinky fetishes, but this wasn't even on the periphery of my radar.
What do you get outta soaking in hot tomato sauce?
You know other than really red naughty bits, and getting chased by Italian people with bread trying to sop up the red stuff.
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ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out whether this was posted by a male or female.
ReplyDeleteMale - Rolex (most likely male), Raybans (again most likely male but could go either way), Wu-Tang, being naked in food.
Female - homemade marinara sauce (again, suggests a female but could be made by a male), Barbara Streisand and "nothing too sexual".
Again - still wanting to know who I should expect if I take him/her up on the offer.
Count me as one of the folks scared by mention of a hot tub in a CL ad...
ReplyDeleteewww. That's a LOT of "homemade marinara sauce," and stains, to boot. And a ruined watch.
Someone with some money to burn went off their rocker just a bit. Harmless, though.
I say screw the marinara. Just a hot tub full of warm (but still al-dente) noodles would be the shizzle... as the kids say.
ReplyDeleteIs that a penne in your pocket ...?
ReplyDeletenothing too sexual... that is funny shit.
ReplyDeleteJust like homemade?
ReplyDeleteWhat about a Rolex?
It's in there!
What about Ray Bans?
It's in there!
HA HA HA @ Cary and Stuart! :D
Dude, your spaghetti's a little limp.
ReplyDeleteThis guy's a meatball.
ReplyDeleteHow do I contact him?
ReplyDeleteIf an "Italian Suasage" floats by I'm OUTTA there!
Cary is causing so much hot tub trauma in my life **shudder**
ReplyDeleteTossed salad...haha, love it Samsmama!
Hopefully this is not the now famous hot tub from before
ReplyDeleteThis would be great if you were just sprayed by a skunk.
ReplyDeletePlease define "too sexual."
ReplyDeleteHa! Frank! You're so clever.
maybe he just wants someone to play with his noodle...
ReplyDeletestreisand and wu tang?? that doesn't compute...
Cary - I didn't make it past "meatballs" before I lost my composure. Hilarious shit.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I was wondering it this was the encore to the poo and spoo hot tub party.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Samsmama and her tossed salad!