Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Redneck Cakes Of The Day

Funnies from Karen C.

"Boggin'" Cake

Trailer Cake. That there's a nice trailer, too.

Stump Cake, Shotgun Wedding version

Mullet-And-Hound Cake

Somebody drank all those. One guy in one sitting, probably.

Horseshoe Cake that looks like a Toilet Seat Cake

She-Done-Gone-A-Huntin' Cake

Demolition Derby Cake. "Got-R-Did."

Inelda works hard on her CamoCake for Ed Tom's birthday.

Barn Cake. Wood paneling for show only.

Shern's Cowboy Cake


  1. On the "She-Done-Gone-A-Huntin' Cake," did she shoot her husband?

  2. Frank, no - she's gettin' ready for the Shotgun Weddin'.

    MSOTD - is that chick related to Bjork?

  3. I'm not so sure. I thought it was usually the bride's father holding the shotgun. And she seems to be dragging his body. I hope she just shot him in the leg.

    That toile seat looking one makes me ill.

  4. I like the matchbox car up on blocks in the yard of the trailer cake. They should have put some little hound dogs with droopy faces and ears on the graham cracker steps of the porch too.

  5. Should I admit I've been to several weddings with the wife dragging away the hunter husband cake topper???

    Our wedding cake also had cowboy hats and lassos on it...Yeah, we have problems.

  6. I have actually seen a camo cake in the case at the Wal Mart here in Hooterville. No lie. It's just one of the 5 variations they offer to discerning cake eaters.

    Camo icing--I'm like M'Lynn in Steel Magnolias: "I don't even want to think about how you make gray icing!" Same goes for camo.

    I had a Jack Daniels birthday cake once. 40 little airplane bottles of Jack with tiny sparkler candles stuck to each one. Best. Birthday. Ever.

  7. Scapoose.. to each his (or her) own, right? My wedding cake would probably draw laughs, too.. if I could remember it. I know I had some but I'll be damned if I remember much of anything from that day.

  8. My apologies - I didn't see the groom behind her back!

    Correct me if I'm wrong on this one, but on closer inspection of Mullet-and-Hound cake, is the bride pregnant too? Nice touch!

  9. Why yes, yes she is Juicy!! lol

    Sad to say this but my ex to be would've loved all these cakes and thought they were all perfectly fine "for that down home feel" ya know.. ugh!!!

  10. Got-R-Did- hahahahahahaha, nice one Cary.

  11. Thanks. I thought that's what was on the cake but my eyesight isn't what it used to be.

  12. well, wtf DOES it say?



    I'd like to know the rest of the story regarding the horseshoe cake.
    I think it's for someone in prison but they forgot to put one of the tools in the cake.

  13. thanks Frank.
    U must have yer hillbilly translatin' specs back from the glassmith.
    I guess they couldn't afford the extra letter to spell it correctly.

  14. Yep, T-Ro.

    Not only that, but they used a sideways "Z" for the "N" in FINALLY.

  15. T-Ro said...

    I'd like to know the rest of the story regarding the horseshoe cake.

    I think it's for someone in prison but they forgot to put one of the tools in the cake.

    Trust me whoever the cake is for is the tool.

    Who in the world would purposely ask for a cake that looks like the toilet seat in a "Home for the blind"?

  16. As a devoted fan of CakeWrecks.com, I was pleasantly surprised that I had not seen these before.

    I Love the trailer! And I need to figure out who can do camo on my dad's cake this year... I'm feeling inspired!



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