mom always said don't play ball in the house
From The Onion, who might want to hire someone who can spell to do their subtitles.
The poll results were great! Bee Man for President! With VP, Deez Nutz. Awesome.
They'll need more than just a wall, brah. That donkey is teh sexeh!
I need to get back down to Tiajuana (sic) before they build this wall. I need to find the restaurant my buddy told me about where they had a midget going from table to table serving tortilla chips out of his sombrero.
That was farkin' HIGHlarious!
Mel and I got a chip sombrero for a wedding gift. Alas, no midget.
Currently we are in a shortage of midgets... they seem to be allergic to fake whores and their drugs.
I think that was too mean even by my standards.
Don't sweat it, Chrocs. We all cross the line sometimes. Some of us do it daily. You are forgiven.
Lefty wrote:Mel and I got a chip sombrero for a wedding gift. Alas, no midget. Perhaps it was a subtle hint to start procreating some kids, in order to complete the set.
Boy, we didn't take it that way for a full 5 years. Now the kids are starting to get too tall to wear the sombrero.
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The poll results were great! Bee Man for President! With VP, Deez Nutz. Awesome.
They'll need more than just a wall, brah. That donkey is teh sexeh!
I need to get back down to Tiajuana (sic) before they build this wall. I need to find the restaurant my buddy told me about where they had a midget going from table to table serving tortilla chips out of his sombrero.
That was farkin' HIGHlarious!
Mel and I got a chip sombrero for a wedding gift. Alas, no midget.
Currently we are in a shortage of midgets... they seem to be allergic to fake whores and their drugs.
I think that was too mean even by my standards.
Don't sweat it, Chrocs. We all cross the line sometimes. Some of us do it daily. You are forgiven.
Lefty wrote:
Mel and I got a chip sombrero for a wedding gift. Alas, no midget.
Perhaps it was a subtle hint to start procreating some kids, in order to complete the set.
Boy, we didn't take it that way for a full 5 years. Now the kids are starting to get too tall to wear the sombrero.
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