I've been peeing outside for years but had no idea it was illegal. I'm glad, too, because I might have felt guilty about it, which can lead to a hesitant bladder. And nobody likes a hesitant bladder.
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New state motto: "Free to pee, you and me."
"Urinatical"? Love it.
You better be careful whipping that thing out, Care Bear. Don't want you to end up on a national registry.
Or National Geographic.
Bev.. that IS the new motto, in fact, and seen on the new state flag in a circle around what looks to be a coiled snake hissing, but is, in fact, a coiled penis urinating.
Here we see the blogger in his natural habitat. Notice his diet consists mainly of PB&J and scotch. He spends much of his time grooming himself. In particular, plucking the gray hair from his balls. His urge to mate is constant, yet his partner is PMS and will not let him near her. He will relieve his sexual tension manually. In public.
An excellent description, Smama. Except for the gray-haired balls. That was Frank, not me. Mine haven't turned. Yet.
TMI?
hehehehe. good one, Apricot!
I'm diggin' today's tagline too.
Wouldn't that be "ApriTWAT"?
Cary, why ya gotta hate on me like that?
BOLLADS @ Samsmama!
I live in Georgia and I have been known to betrunkenly pee in public on occasion. This news pleases me greatly.
Smama, we only hurt the ones we love.
Kari, in our old n'hood in Roswell, which we hated, I scandalized my uptight, God-fearing neighbors one night when they came home to find me taking a hearty drunken whizz in the nice grassy area between our driveways. I didn't flee, but smiled and waved. I bet Martha Jane (her real name) got the vapors and fainted.
Cary's from Roswell?
things are starting to make sense now.
GA, not NM, and no, just lived there, not from there. Thank god.
details, details. just go with it.
Public pissing in fancy pants, white bread Roswell. I salute you, sir.
We're at the cottage this week, here everyone (with a penis) has their very own "pee tree". Redneck potty-time! :oD
Poor old hound.
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