This is the kinda shit they book for company retreats and you sit there with a fake smile plastered on your face because your boss is watching you, but inside you are thinking of only one thing: Shooting every one of these motherfuckers in the face.
From Margie in Ottawa, whose aunt sent it to her with this introduction: "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! IT'S PROBABLY THE BEST I'VE RECEIVED & SENT OUT IN A VERY LONG TIME. IT'S SOOOOO REFRESHING!" (caps are hers)
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This is why we need more jobs for music majors. Or more drugs. I don't know which.
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They are talented but the smarm and creepiness kill it.
That's just jacked up crazy. I cannot even focus on the singing because of those hideous outfits and paint. I think I took a picture of a statue at the Smithsonian last week that looked like them..creepy.
I made it until they started singing Billie Jean, then I had to bail as I'm boycotting all things MJ.
It's not bad to listen to, but to look at? What in the world is up with dressing like a bunch of albino dicks?
Everyone else is seeing singing penises too, right?!
Up With People in full-body condoms.
This is depressing. Please remove this video forthwith.
Where's my gun...oops, I mean my hockey stick? I'm Canadian after all.
The costumes. The freaking costumes. **shudder**
I thought they were white asparagus spears.
Nice vocals, but whomever came up with their 'costumes' is a dick.
The outfits ruin anything I would have liked about this whole thing.
there was some talent at work here, but it curled up and died when they decided to dress like sperm in business suits and jump around like their ritalin wore off
Talent, yeah, but the whole visual killed it........
Creep.y.
Cary, you are cruel to foist this upon us.
Um...
Did anyone else catch the, "Pure Humen Vocals" bit? After that, things just got blurry for me.
Oh, Gods...the crotch grabbing on the MJ section...I can't...I...
*thud*
*twitch*
All of the comments are killing me.
Thinking this is a poor man's Blue Man Group?
LVG, that was my first thought, too. White Man Group.
Izzy, I love the word foist.
Steve, I'm on it. I'll be over there tomorrow and we can discuss.
Wow, that is wrong on sooooo many different levels! Singing dicks! HA! Yes, that's perfect:)
That is quite possibly the most annoying thing I have seen in my life.
My mom sent me this a while back. I looked them up. They're from Israel, apparently, and they're supposed to be aliens that only communicate in musical sounds. I also immediately thought "Blue Man Group." Only Blue Man has much better costumes.
Hey, Fucked Up With People. Swing choir is over. Go away. We have no need of your 'Jazz Hands'.
And the shadows their coats made in thier "areas", I'm thinking they need some Mach3 Turbo razors.
Wonderin' you been.
White Mans Group. HAHAHAHA
Hitler approved. None of them Blue Skins fer us, nosirreebob.
These people need love. And baseball bats to the face. Mostly the bat part.
Wow. Pretty fucking amazing. This is all so new and exciting! Why, no one's done anything like this since those annoying fucking barbershop quartets so many years ago (I'd look it up, but I don't wanna Wiki right now).
I too have been sent this by female friends who find it beautiful and by male friends who lactate.
Not since that last big a capella flash in the pan have I been so amazingly entertained.
I need coffee. Good thing I'm in Seappuccino.
ps - no movie review. There's a good reason. Oh yeah.
I've never had a penis sing to me. Now I'm complete.
What the hell? Am I drinking? What is this? Are those power turtlenecks or white balaclavas?
Oh God, how I wish I hadn't clicked on that. (no where near as badly as 2-girls-1-cup, or goatse, but still.)
I thought you were all exaggerating about the whole "singing penises" thing, but nope that's exactly where my sick little mind went too.
You know what made it worse?
About a minute in I realized a couple of the singing penii were women.
That's right singing cocks with breasts. Let's see you guys get that mental image out of your heads now...
I'm so glad I googled the 2girl1cup thing! I had the misfortune of seeing the goatse, so I figured it was bad. The wikipedia entry was enough to make me want to gag!
No, even though they look like singing penii w/or w/o boobs, no where near as bad as the other two things!
"Humen"? It's 'human' you idiots. Yeah, this is almost a David Cronenberg film. Too bad they don't all melt at the end.
My mom sent me this, but I only just now watched it. What a shame. Look what I was missing out on! Albino penises woohoo!
Seriously Cary, you said it in the beginning.
"They are talented but the smarm and creepiness kill it."
Oh yeah. One hundred fold. *Cringe*
My eyes!!!!!
OMFG - I think the cotton-eye-joe (is that what it is?) was the weirdest part of it. overall... creepy weird penises singing just isn't my thing
"Your mom's taste buds can sing!!"
One of those women got married.
Frank....LOL!
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