Esp. since I have long boycotted those food-from-a-tin, fried in grease, everything tastes the same restaurant chains: Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday's, Chili's, Outback...all of those places that emit a whiff of grease-soaked burgers on a grill when you drive past even with the windows rolled up and which deliver bucket-sized sodas and troughs full of food to your table with a happy smile.
Don't eat at restaurants with ridiculous crap all over the walls. What the hell do snowshoes and washboards have to do with hamburgers? And photos of people who wouldn't eat there if you put a gun to their heads.
Daisy, I went out to TGI McTuesday's last night and was thinking the same thing about the giant mirror behind me. Listened for moaning, but did not hear.
Cary, I think they put all that stuff on the wall to distract you. It is a diversionary tactic to keep you from noticing how bad the food is. Whenever I've been in a place like that, I'm always afraid the nails or the dry wall that is holding up all that nonsense might give way. It really ruins your dinner to keep looking up and wondering if an old cast iron corn popper is going to fall and crack you in the head. :D
JCR slays me. I live and die by Walk Hard. I don't know why that movie didn't get more props. I'm still mad that "Let's Duet" wasn't nominated for an Oscar for Best Song.
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"Like a Mentos dropped into a bottle of Diet Pepsi." What an absolutely lovely description.
You want napkins? Too funny.
John C Reilly's O-face. Just what I needed on a Weds afternoon.
I admit, the garden tool scared me. Just a little.
"Ice cream scoop up my ass and jumper cables attached to my nipples." He sure knows how to do it.
i wonder where he's got all his pieces of flair...
Meh, not funny
"Awful man offers witty, acerbic take on everything he sees."
I don't even have anything to say about that.
ew.
WHuuu-huuuut? I thought it was hilarious!
Esp. since I have long boycotted those food-from-a-tin, fried in grease, everything tastes the same restaurant chains: Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday's, Chili's, Outback...all of those places that emit a whiff of grease-soaked burgers on a grill when you drive past even with the windows rolled up and which deliver bucket-sized sodas and troughs full of food to your table with a happy smile.
Mock away, Cary...I got yer back.
Oh goodness...i'm feeling tingly. I might go into the Food Service industry.
Note to self---do not eat in restaurants that have a mirror on the wall.
Don't eat at restaurants with ridiculous crap all over the walls. What the hell do snowshoes and washboards have to do with hamburgers? And photos of people who wouldn't eat there if you put a gun to their heads.
Daisy,
I went out to TGI McTuesday's last night and was thinking the same thing about the giant mirror behind me. Listened for moaning, but did not hear.
Cary, I think they put all that stuff on the wall to distract you. It is a diversionary tactic to keep you from noticing how bad the food is. Whenever I've been in a place like that, I'm always afraid the nails or the dry wall that is holding up all that nonsense might give way. It really ruins your dinner to keep looking up and wondering if an old cast iron corn popper is going to fall and crack you in the head. :D
Lefty, was the customer service bad there?
heeeeeee!
Hee-hee!
OMG - I don't think I'll be able to use my ice cream scooper again for a while
Appeteasers indeed.
Its not his hair, its his mouth. Just watch it when he talks. Uh oh, I just came.
JCR slays me. I live and die by Walk Hard. I don't know why that movie didn't get more props. I'm still mad that "Let's Duet" wasn't nominated for an Oscar for Best Song.
Hear, hear! Walk Hard was friggin' fantastic!
I need to rent that movie.
You won't be sorry.
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