From Maxim.com. Feels (heh) like they are leaving some out, but I can't think of any others at the moment. I also don't know why the video looks wonky, but you get the idea.
BRAD (JUDGE REINHOLD)
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
Busted By: Phoebe Cates, the bikini-clad object of his masturbatory fantasy.
The wank that spawned a million more. No one can blame the guy for cranking one off to Phoebe in a cherry-red bikini. But anyone who's commandeered the tiny Toyota before knows to double-check the lock on the door.
JIM (JASON BIGGS)
AMERICAN PIE 2
Busted By: The cops, then his roommates
We were never that comfortable bringing K-Y Jelly to the checkout counter, but after this debacle, we've been permanently scared into just using our own tears.
ALEX (ALLEN COVERT)
GRANDMA'S BOY
Busted By: His buddy's mom
You have to give him credit for not being afraid to finish, even when it means spray-painting his buddy's mom in China white. Masturbators, bow to your new leader.
TED (BEN STILLER)
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
Busted By: His date
It was a good idea to clear the pipes before meeting Cameron Diaz for cocktails. It would have been an even better idea to use a sock or Glad bag in the process.
REANNA (LAURA PREPON)
SLACKERS
Busted By: A socially awkward dork
It's not often the person doing the catching is more embarrassed than the bustee. Most guys would want to join in, but if you're a nerd like this guy it's probably best to just check your Gmail account.
RICHARD (DAVID SPADE)
TOMMY BOY
Busted By: Tommy, his fat, fun-loving sales partner
Being caught in the act? Sucks. Being caught in the act and mercilessly ridiculed by the fatty that struck out just moments earlier with the object of your erection? Suicidal.
LESTER (KEVIN SPACEY)
AMERICAN BEAUTY
Busted By: His wife
While he's usually smart enough to bruise his beef in the privacy of his shower, Lester loses control and wakes his wife with a middle-of-the-night pud-punching. She has reason to be upset, but she could at least let the man finish.
Digg It!
Stumble This
Posts
14 comments:
We were never that comfortable bringing K-Y Jelly to the checkout counter, but after this debacle, we've been permanently scared into just using our own tears.
This is why WalMart invented self-checkout.
But you still have to send ugly looks back to the person behind you who's a little too close and is getting all up in your bidness. (If you weren't now sponsored and legitimate, this is where I'd say, "Get back, mutha fu¢ka!")
I buy stuff like that with pride. And if I happen to make eye contact with the checkout clerk, I'll give 'em a wink.
I read somewhere that Phoebe Cates's reaction was quite real. Mr. Reinhold had used a giant dildo in the scene, which is what she saw when she walked in.
The Fast Times scene still makes me squirm a little bit, as does the Cars song that plays during the scene!
Ew, K-Y is gross, guys. Might as well use Elmer's Glue.
FWIW, Astroglide kicks KY's ass. So to speak. just sayin'.
As Liz C said Astroglide kicks Ky's ass. And if you can't find it, you can buy it off Amazon.
Great list!
I prefer olive oil. Or canola in a pinch.
I once got caught by my sister. I was taking pictures of my erect penis with a digital camera and I was totally naked. Don't ask.
Good idea, Cary, stick with the healthy stuff. HA!
This post coordinates well with the PSA--Get High on Yourself post today. ;) *giggling*
MSOTD--"found a large condor roosting atop her head"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
Cary, just spray a little Pam on it. You'll be good to go.
Anderson or Dauber?
For Bev.
LOL! Thank you, thankyouverymuch! Tip your waitresses!
Post a Comment