These gals might not turn up on anybody's top five list, but I'd get jiggy wid' 'em.
Robin Meade (CNN)
I love her headlines.
Ashley Jensen ("Extras," "Ugly Betty")
I got something extra ugly for her
Catherine Keener
Meet my wiener
Jean Smart ("Designing Women," "24")
My favorite MILF
Liz Phair
Woman + gheetar = hubbadyhubba
Kristen Wiig ("Saturday Night Live," Knocked Up)
She's funny, and funny is sexy
Megyn Price ("Grounded For Life")
Ground me. Spank me.
Maya Rudolph
Maya oh my
Paula Zahn
"This just in ..."
Kathy Bates
You heard me. She's insanely talented and attractive to me. I'd do her. Or maybe she'd do me. Either way works.
Chelsea Handler
Oh, I'll handle her, all right.
Gabrielle Union
I got your union, baby.
Giada de Laurentiis
Whoever she is. A cooking show host or a chef or something?
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I thought this list was soooo stupid until I saw Kathy Bates. Meeeeyowwww!
Really? You must be new here.
LOL.
I dig the list. You have wonderful quirky taste, just the way I like.
Where's SJP?
Being a female, there's none that would interest me that way, but if Gillian Anderson were on here, I just might be tempted.
Thanks, M. Cuz if they think this one is stupid, just wait.
Hutch, SJP will be on the "2 Women Who Will Make Great Dog Food and Gelatin When They Die" list.
Except for the SNL comediennes and Gabrielle Union, I'm not sure if these would be on my list.
I don't know how old you are, how old you look, or how young you feel, but there's a whole demographic of people under 30 out there, Cary. FYI.
"Whoever she is. A cooking show host or a chef or something?"
HA! Like that matters? :D
Thanks, Kushibo, I did not know that. I'll have to start trolling the playgrounds. Does that still work?
Maya? Really? Oh well....
Megyn Price on the other hand, Hell yeah!!!
I thought this list was soooo stupid until I saw Kathy Bates. Meeeeyowwww!
{seriousmode}I am kidding Contessa Brewer would be at the top of mine. I love the LOTD, thanks for all your effort!{/seriousmode}
Thank you. I don't know Contessa Brewer but rest assured I will be Googling her forthwith, quite possibly with the word "boobs" following her name.
Googling complete. WOW! I gotta start watching MSNBC.
Giada de Laurentis is my girl crush. I like her smile. And her boobies. And I have fantasies of having her come and cook for me.
Nifty
Kathy Bates? Ewww. Betty White on the other hand would rock my world.
I dunno, Cary, are you sure you didn't pick some of these just because of the nifty captions you could write for them?
Although, I'd do 'em all, too....
I want to get drunk with Chelsea Handler and do naughty things to her. Just throwin' that out there.
No, Frank, I don't have that much forethought.
Cary wrote:
Thanks, Kushibo, I did not know that. I'll have to start trolling the playgrounds. Does that still work?
Capital idea, Cary, because the mothers of little kids are easily found at the playground. And those Gen-X and now Gen-Y mothers are often divorced, American marriages barely able to outlast the run of a typical television show.
If you're in the area, you can borrow my three-year-old nephew; he's a total chick magnet.
re. Megyn Price.
I love her in Rules Of Engagement (and I'm in love with her onscreen boofhead husband, Puddy or whatever the hell his name is). I admire the way "they" cast such a normal looking chick in the main role and I admire the way you admire her normalcy. <--is that a word?
Thanks, Kushibo. Don't need him. My American marriage has lasted longer than "Gunsmoke," luckily.
" but there's a whole demographic of people under 30 out there"
Yeah - I call them teeny boppers.
I can just see it now... you tied to the bed with a piece of wood separating your ankles. And Kathy Bates hovering above you, sledge hammer in hand.
Yowza.
I can't really blame anyone for assaulting James Caan, can you?
Chelsea Handler would probably be up for it. I just finished reading her book "My Horizontal Life" So funny!!!
Nice To-Do List!
Hey Cary - have you ever seen At Play in the Fields of the Lord? Kathy Bates made me absolutely despise her in that movie. I mean, so much that her very presence on film made me tense.
That's when I realized just how insanely amazing she is.
And I'd tap that too, 'cause if nothing else, she could fake it well enough for an Oscar nod.
I LURRRRVVVVE Chelsea. I am not a lesbian but shit, I WOULD DO HER.
Dayam, she's funny.
I personally would add Bonnie Hunt to that list. A real MILF if I ever saw one
Yes, Bonnie Hunt. She, like Catherine Keener, could get me to do nasty things with her sexy voice.
I liked your list.
I assume you've seen About Schmidt.
"Catherine Keener
meet my wiener"
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
I too would like to add Bonnie Hunt. She's pretty, appears down-to-earth (and maybe DTF?) and I get the feeling she's also intelligent.
Gabrielle Union has amazing arms (among other things obviously, but daaaaamn).
PS/ I'm totally hetero.
Yes, Bonnie Hunt.
And Aisha Tyler.
I agree on Bonnie Hunt. Aisha Tyler, too. I can't remember where I've seen her -- "Alias," maybe?
I've always liked Alexandra Wentworth, too.
And for Kushibo, I guess I should add Dakota Fanning to the list. Not to pork, but to take for an ice cream and to the Hello Kitty store.
Yes, Aisha Tyler was on the last season of Alias, I think. I first saw her at the host of Talk Soup.
"as the host of Talk Soup."
Grrrr...
Frank? Is that the real U?
maybe.
Kathy Bates to me has always been an attractive woman. She always place roles tho where she is dressed in drab clothes and looking homely. When she is fixed up she is a beautiful older woman with a great smile.
Where the hell is Diane Lane? I thought surely she would be on this list. O wait - she is my girl crush that I would totally go lesbian all over.
I applaud your list. All worthy candidates, well almost. I mean Kathy Bates, of course....but Liz Phair? I'm afraid Liz will wander this earthly plane, never knowing the sheer ecstacy I've brought to so many appreciative women. Now, may I add one? This 5 foot nothing box of sexual dynamite is a broadway talent with the body of a porn star. Forty years old and she still "stacks" up nicely against her younger rivals. Kristin Chenoweth, you'll always have a place in my heart if not my pants.
Robin Meade is the reason I watch the news naked in the morning.
VF, I have heard the name but do not know her. I'll be Googling once again. Thanks for the tip.
BW, Diane is on my real top five list; this is my offbeat, out-of-the-box list.
Burt, my wife watches CNN (or Headline or whatever) every morning, and every morning I will say something like, "Well helllooooo, Robin!" to the TV and get the same sideways stink-eye from the Mrs... which is why I do it. We actually saw Robin at Sam's Club a few months back, sans makeup, hair pulled up, wearing beat-up jeans -- and just as stunning as she is on TV.
Cary, you didn't "Well helllooooo, Robin!" at Sam's Club? I'm disappointed.
Cary -- did you put Kathy Bates on this list because a lot of your female readers named her as the actress they thought would mostly like play them in a movie in a QOTD recently? Just wondering.
For quirky, I'd have to vote for Holly Hunter. She's smokin' in "Saving Grace". Not that I noticed cause I'm blinded by Frank's hetero-ness..cause I'm sooooo hetero LOL
(Not that there's anything wrong with not being hetero..I think I'll go now before I can't crawl outta this hole I'm diggin' ha!)
Definitely Holly Hunter. I loves her voice, too.
Anon - no. I needed a "WTF?!" replacement for Bea Arthur (the list is a rerun from last year).
Frank - I should've said that to Robin, but no. Too chicken.
OneBad - I do not really care for Holly (with the exception of Raising Arizona). She isn't very nice IRL, either, I'm told.
That stinks, Cary! But I can kinda see it.
I would do Jack Nicholson and Steve Martin. I get a lot of weird looks for that first one considering the age differences, but I just can't help myself.
Oh, and my girl crush is Zoe Deschanel.
Eww! Paula Zahn?! I wouldn't pork her with someone ELSE'S dick.
I decided I hated her during the 9-11 coverage...she's such a wench.
To each his own, brother.
My girl crush is Jennifer Garner. Ever since I saw her kick ass in Alias. I'm not gay, but I would consider switching teams for her. Or Eva Mendez. Or Kate Winslet. Or Flo, the Progressive Sales Girl. Maybe I should consider switching sides... :o)
Kate W. is my all-time #1 and will be forevermore. I would leave my wife for her, and my wife knows this. In fact, when I told her, her eyes lit up and she said, "REALLY?!" and then started talking about a trip to L.A.
I concur on Aisha Tyler. Maybe I'm going to elicit boos and hisses, but I remember her from "Friends," when she played Professor Charlie Wheeler, a love interest of both Ross and Joey, for nine episodes.
As for Dakota Fanning, I'll wait 2.5 years before I say anything about Dakota Fanning. At which point she'll probably look like Kate Hudson.
LOVE the MSOTD!
Oh, Cary! It is when you add someone like Kathy Bates and say why, that I know why I read LOTD.
She has always been on my list; I bet she could teach me a thing or two.
You have good taste, Cary. Jean Smart continues to age beautifully, and good for you for finding such a great pic of Kathy Bates too. They are both awesome.
Excellent list. And I would totally turn gay for Jean Smart. Especially on 24.
good choice with Robin Meade, super hot and she flaunts it.
Speaking of older ladies who look great - check out Helen Mirren in a bikini some time. Wow.
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