Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Vid Of The Day: Primal Scream Therapy (NSFW)

Where's a hand grenade when you need it?


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33 comments:

kushibo said...

That man has a ponytail. You should never trust anything said by a man with a ponytail. I once had a ponytail, and at that time I was full of crap. Far more than currently.

Cary said...

Oh, Kushibo, you never should've told us about the ponytail.

::: evil laugh :::

Keva said...

One should never hate one's own penis..that's all I have to say. Oddly enough, I hate his penis,too!

bubbasmom said...

...and his little balls, too!

T-Ro said...

Nice. Now where'd I put that damn smite button?

J.G. said...

**ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO READ A MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE, DO NOT READ THIS POST.**

T-Ro, I have your button, I borrowed it to use on Michael Jackson a few days ago. I'll send it back.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

You.. you *DO* love me! Sucks that I'm at work and I can't see the vid above. Thanks for pimping me out though. I'm feelin' the luff. :)

Anonymous said...

Primal Scream Therapy is dangerous. It is done primarily in a group with no follow through for the patient regarding the problem that uncovers itself. Primal scream therapy helps you get to the problem but does not show you how to deal with it.

Plus that dude has a pony tail. Probably lives in NYC and will retire to New Mexico. NM natives must love the fact that their home attracts new age baby boomers (who all need therapy themselves)

Stuart said...

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus™, I hate this kind of shit. I'm caught between wanting to go on a murderous rampage or sitting down with my guitar and singing "Lesbian Seagull". Or both.

Cary said...

I almost posted the "Lesbian Seagull" clip from B&B this morning but I've run it before, so I opted for the nuns instead.

LS is a classic, though. Anything with Van Driesen is classic.

Lefty said...

I want to see more. Like I want to see the intimate details of a car wreck.

I'll have to ask my therapist if Primal Scream™ is right for me.

Cary said...

I wonder if Tears For Fears funded this project? They were into PS for a while there. Or so I read.

Shout, shout
Let it all out

Lefty said...

Oh, that's horrible! Now you're compelled to counterbalance that dreck with a Lesbian Seagull post.

kushibo said...

I thought TFF were singing ironically. Like how I do when I praise the Dear Leader on my blog.

Dookie said...

I think I prefer primal stfu therapy.

Cary said...

Kush - nope, I don't think so. I read an interview with them just after they hit it big, and they said they were into that.

kushibo said...

Hmm... come to think of it, I seem to remember Casey Kasem saying something about them being devotees of whoever the guy is who developed or popularized PST.

Ah, the good old days before Al Gore invented the World Wide InterTube, when Top 40 Countdowns told you all you needed to know or wanted to know — and was safe to know — about pop stars.

Stuart said...

Dookie - there's footage of one of those therapy sessions right here .

Cary said...

Stu et Dook - Ha. Very ironic!

Julie Martin said...

There is not one man on this planet who hates his penis--not possible

MtnMama said...

Stuart: very appropriate; well done.

Cary: the best thing is these situations is to be grateful that either you aren't one of them (the pillow hugging droolers), or that despite your demons, you have learned there is always worse, and you have mastered irony, compassion, and carved out your own little corner of sanity... where you can now make fun of those who couldn't scale the wall.

and I hate ponytails on anyone not living in 1974 or over 27.

kushibo said...

MtnMama wrote:
and I hate ponytails on anyone not living in 1974 or over 27.

For clarity, if a person was living in 1974 and is over 27, then they've avoided your wrath? I think that's what "living in 1974" means, though you could have in mind someone who just mentally hasn't moved on over the last three and a half decades.

I ask because I wonder if — someday if I were to have a horrible lapse in judgement — I decided to have a ponytail again (I'm over 27 but I was a wee lad in 1974), would I incur your ire.

MtnMama said...

ah, Kushibo, my hair-splitting friend. In 1974, ponytails had a certain je ne sais quoi. Now, not so much. I do, in fact, have in mind "someone who just mentally hasn't moved on over the last three and a half decades." My ire, however, usually takes the form of withering sarcasm, which I imagine, judging by your "membership" in this wee club, you could tolerate.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

My favorite part is in the beginning where a man's voice could be heard shouting, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!"

I thought the part where he groped at his pee-pee was disgusting. Didn't even bother to stuff his pants with a cucumber or anything. Sheesh.

Stuart said...

PCB - was Frank Booth in that? I may have missed that ...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

Hello, Neighbor! ;)

Stuart said...

I'm not a good neighbor to her. I don't want a love letter ...

Jesus, I wish I knew how to edit some Hopper into that video, because that would be, in all honesty, fucking awesome.

totalblammblamm said...

I want to try primal scream therapy at this soul - less mofo piece of shit company I work at (until November).

I have some anger issues. Can you tell?

Cary said...

Shit, you got laid off, TBB?

totalblammblamm said...

I'm out in November. All but one of the women who work for me got let go last week (without my prior knowledge). My remaining team member is out in November as well. It's in my blog... but I just told you the whole story so yeah.

Enough about me. BE FUNNY DAMMIT I NEED FUNNY RIGHT NOW... ;-D

Dookie said...

Will you join my mafia?

grasshopper said...

i'm not entirely sure if that is funny or not

Cary said...

Once you decide, be sure to let us know.