I had a college gf who used to give me these. Wonder if I still have them. How funny would that be, 20+ years later? "Hey, remember me? Yeah, you still owe me a 'world-class BJ' in your Olivia Newton-John 'Let's Get Physical' jazzercise outfit. If you don't have it anymore, I'll find you one. Here's my address..."
From Funny Or Die.
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Shit like this is why this is the best blog in the universe.
Thanks bruddah.
Yeah, like he wouldn't redeem that the day he got it.
LOL Bet she doesn't give out "Love coupons" anymore. Thank goodness it wasn't double coupon day!
Don't give those coupons out if you're not going to hold up your end of the deal. Tease.
Her prep work was hysterical.
I still have a tattered, decaying, 10-year-old coupon in my wallet I'm saving for the perfect occasion. Oh, it's not for sex. Oh, no. I used those up right away. This one's much more valuable. It's good for winning one argument, no further discussion.
Brian, that coupon expired as soon as you got it. Forget about it. LOL
My butt started to hurt just watching the video.NIIICCCEEE..
To steal Kari's CD comment---
Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlooooooong.
I haven't even watched it yet. I'm still laughing at the prospect of Cary contacting his college gf with the idea to redeem his coupon.
OMG! F'ing hilarious! I am so not showing this to my husband, though...
"Double coupon day!" onebadmamajama is on a roll, today!
If she still has the coupon, I owe my ex-fiancée a free trip to Hong Kong, given to her one anniversary back in first round of grad school when all I could afford was sheets of paper one at a time.
Thank ya, Thank ya ver' much! I'll be here all week!
So true! Now I am concerned about whether my ex is holding any ill-advised coupons from early in our marriage... what sounded adventurous in the early 80s would now just be awkward.
Brian, I'd rather have sex than win an argument. You won't win even with a coupon, so why waste it?
I think my favorite part is, "It's 11:47. Oh yeah, you're still gonna get it, you gonna get to put that in the butt."
Ew.
I was expecting her to pull out a dildo and have him bend over, but I like the way they did it, too.
Frank! That's fantastic!
Isn't it amazing that he cleaned out the car and found the coupon under the floor mat on the very DAY that the coupon is set to expire! HA!
I laughed so loud I woke the dog!
I'm with Lefty, he SO would have cashed that coupon in the day he got it!
I was a little apprehensive when she got the hair dryer out. I wasn't sure how that was going to help her get ready. I was hoping it had a "cool" setting. Ouch.
This video brought to mind those pull-tabs offa soda cans girls would give out as "fuck tabs" back in the early 90's.
Had a pretty respectable amount of the things, wonder if they're still up in the attic, and if they're any good yet?
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