Tuesday, June 9, 2009

May Mugshot Roundup

Last month's pathetic parade of perps, twerps, punks and flunks.


Tony Orlando on Enzyte


Imagine his breath


I guess Wayne Brady had to smack a bitch after all


Drew Carey bailed out his mom within hours


Eyes forward, please. Both of them.


Susan Boyle


Ol' Cactushead


Awww


Armand was barely holding it together


Rick Astley's sister


What'd this guy do, tie a gal to the railroad tracks?


She blew some frat boy for half an Old Milwaukee and that sweatshirt


I bet she works at the vintage clothing store.


"Tranny can you hear me?"


Sugar cone or regular?


Please put your top on. Please.


Gutta Bytch. Fatt Rollz.


WARRRRRR DAMMMMMN EAGLES!!!!!


You can't camouflage dumbfuckery


22 comments:

  1. I love the look on Miss Astley's face. So ashamed to be related. Can't say that I blame her.

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  2. 14 second mark is to die for.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTJN-lP0cXk

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  3. ... tie a gal to the railroad tracks... HA!

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  4. Cary, this is a perfect example of why I read your blog.

    You can get ugly anywhere, but only HERE do we get your commentary, which is the real gold.

    Love it!

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  5. "Eyes forward, please. Both of them." <--Bwahahahaa! I heart you Cary.

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  6. Good ones!

    I must be dumb, though, cuz I don't get the Susan Burke one, even after googling. *embarrassed* Help, please?

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  7. Oh, naked grandma... have you no shame? Next thing you know she'll be blowing strippers at her b-day party!

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  8. Izzy, I'm fairly sure that Our Esteemed Host meant Susan Boyle.

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  9. Thanks, guys.

    Mtn Mama is correct. I meant Susan Boyle. D'oh!

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  10. Leave it to a tranny to take a fierce mug shot.

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  11. My new favorite word? Dumbfuckery.

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  12. Great list, Cary. I love how the Snidley Whiplash guy has curls not only at the ends of his handlebar mustache but also on the end of his little goatee. Your captions, as usual, are the best. :)

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  13. Cary, love your blog, but until today I've never left a comment. As a proud AU grad, I have to say that the War Eagle comment cut... it cut real deep.

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  14. I like vintage-shop girl's glasses.

    Just sayin'.

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  15. Amy - She probably works at Junkman's Daughter. You should go try to buy them off her.

    Nat - Sorry hun. I'm a Georgia Bulldog, so someone had to pay. Probably should've gone with the 'Cocks, though. I hate Spurrier.

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  16. Cary-as a fellow GA Bulldog and another first-time commenter, I think the Auburn reference was spot-on.

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  17. Thanks Kah3. I thought so, too. But on second glance, he looks more like an LSU Tiger, doesn't he?

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  18. At first, I thought he in the midst of whooooopigsooooey.....but then I realized he has too many teeth to be a hawg fan.

    I'm pretty sure the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas cuz anywhere else they woulda called it a teethbrush.

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  19. LSU Tiger maybe, definitely too many teeth to be a Florida Gator.

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  20. Guys, it's obvious he's an Alabama fan. Probably couldn't find Tuscaloosa on a map let alone spell it.

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