Or good pirate jokes, depending on your sense of humor.
12. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty!
11. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C
10. A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
9. How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch
8, What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty
7. A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.
At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."
6. What was the pirate's name who had no legs or arms and fell overboard?
5. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
4. Knock knock.
3. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
2. Why are pirates called pirates?
They just aRRRRRRRR
1. A pirate enters the men's room, steps up to a urinal, opens his fly and out pops a steering wheel. The guys at the other urinals can't help but notice.
"Whoa," one says. "You have a steering wheel instead of a penis?!"
"Aye," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"