Friday, February 13, 2009

Guest List: 13 Things That PMS Stands For


Saw this last year on Becky Mochaface's blog and asked her if I could run it.

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect




And those are fine for the woman's point of view, but what does PMS mean for men? My guesses:

Please Make it Stop
Put Muzzle to Skull
Pull My Schlong?
Pre-Monstral Syndrome
Pepperoni, Mushroom or Sausage?
Pregnancy Sucks More
Pansies, Mums or Shove a vase up my ass?
Presto! I Married Satan
Panty liners, Midol, Schlitz (grocery list)
Preparing My Sofa
Praying for My Safety
Prepare My Sarcophagus




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14 comments:

  4. its more like putting up w/men's shit or since i am single, putting up w/morons shit.

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  5. lol... so i just came across a business tax return at work and it's name was Piedmont Maintenance Services. their check proudly displayed their initals "PMS". i almost cracked a rib LMAO

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  6. Purple Monster Scary

    - as opposed to -

    Purple Monster Cary

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  7. One correction: NOT Schlitz.

    SHINER. Shiner BOCK. Get it right.

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  8. It's not pepperoni, mushroom OR sausage - it's pepperoni, mushroom AND sausage.

    Get it right. Don't make me come down there.

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  9. Thank God for hysterectomies, my PMS days are long gone buy my long suffering husband would agree with all of these, sometimes more than one at once!

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  10. hahahahaa

    I always said it was
    "Putting up with Men's Shit" (but voronya beat me to it...

    I found pregnancy to be a cake-walk, so I guess it depends

    I laughed out loud at:
    Presto! I Married Satan

    and I love the lions!

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  11. pimply, manic and shitty...

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  12. Please, more sedatives!

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  13. I always like the bumper sticker that just says "I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun" I give that driver all the room she needs...

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  14. But...
    "Pregnancy Sucks More" is PSM...?

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