Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Penis Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

A little (heh) something for the ladies, from Jill. Sorry fellas, after all the boobs I've posted, it's only fair.










38 comments:

  1. Ah, one of my all time favorite forwards. This one got me banned from a few fwds lists a couple years back; why would I want to be friends anyway with someone who can't appreciate a good cock rockin' a sweet pump?

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  2. I like to put a little sombrero on mine and call it Señor Chubbs. I've been looking for a little mariachi guitar for him to play, but so far, no luck.

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  3. Is there a Flickr group for these gentlemen?

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  4. Love the shoe...but, I wonder where a girl could pick up a pair?

    Thanks, Cary...you're the....cock of the walk!

    :-)

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  5. OMG - to paraphrase Seinfeld "How do you guys walk around with those things all day??"

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  6. I just tuck mine into my socks.

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  7. God, I'm glad I remembered not to click over to LOTD while my kids are in the room. LOL.

    And I find this way funnier than I probably should. I mean, they're pretty goofy-looking to begin with and then you put clothes on them....classic. ;)

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  8. OMG! Those are just priceless although the one in the babydoll dress creeped me out a little LOL

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  9. I love the one with the CFM heels on

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  10. I just want to know how that guy kept a stiffy with that dress on. A bit suspect, methinks.

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  11. Well...now this is a 180 from my happy Sesame stree memories...

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  12. And here I thought I was having a crap birthday. Hooray for penises in costumes!

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  13. Happy birthday, PK. Sorry it's been crap so far.

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  14. The one in the shoe looks, at first glance, like somebody has one swollen big toe.

    I would like to state for the record that I did see the stage show "Puppetry of the Penis" which has two Australian guys who come on stage and do, without additional props, dick tricks. There were many amazing ones, I'm thinking of the hamburger and the Eiffel Tower in particular. I bought the DVD in the lobby afterwards. Hysterical.

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  15. The second dude reminds me of Father Guido Sarducci.

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  16. omg, the dollie in the dress... FREAKISH! and i certainly hope he didn't use permanent marker to draw the crude eyes and nose!

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  17. So, I'm wondering if one of these fellows tells a lie, does that make his "little wood" Pinocchio grow longer?


    your socks---hahaha! :D

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  18. Yes, MOFM, I think permanent marker is this guys biggest problem.

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  19. Who needs sock puppets when you've got cock puppets?!

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  20. I stared at that first one trying to figure out what the heck it was. Penis?? What penis?

    Thanks for --ahem-- another gem, Cary!

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  21. Gives a whole new meaning to "what size shoe do you wear?"

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  22. I wear a size 13, Amy.

    Size 11 on my feet. ;-)

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  23. Strangely, this made me think of when I would play doctor with my cousin as a kid, and how innocent it was. It could have gone oh so wrong.

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  24. Guys who dress up their penis probably think the Three Stooges are funny. I'm just sayin

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  25. Frank please tell me you are married? That way I can offer your wife my sincerest congratulations. If you aren't then I'm guessing the only reason for that is that there are some of those googly eyes on your "foot," too.

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  26. I always thought the Three Stooges were stupid. Did you ever see Laurel & Hardy though? That stuff was funny!

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  27. No, Amy, I'm single. I can't seem to find a woman who's ok with the fact that her shoes look better on me than on her.

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  28. Happy Birthday, Penny Karma, mine is today!

    I spent last night at a sleep clinic and just got to work a little while ago.

    What a surprise to find these! I thought maybe Cary wouldn't post them.

    Jill

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  29. Happy birthday, Jill.

    See you at the sleep center.

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  30. Frank: I'd take The Pepsi Challenge on that any day. I have about 100 pairs of shoes, btw. Heh. Heh. Heh.

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  31. I call that second one "Lean Redboner."

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  32. where can i find more puppets like this???

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  33. The first thing you can do is that before you get out of bed in the morning & before you go to bed, grip & squeeze your penis for about thirty seconds in a repeated manner. This exercise will push plenty of blood to the head of the penis, thereby, increasing & expanding its size. Moreover, when you are taking your shower you can also make the penis hard & direct the water stream down on the erect penis. In this case, the pressure of the water hitting on the penis & the resistance that is sustained by the penis will go a long way to make it harder & stronger.

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