All your mistranslation are belong to me.
Just try to eat it.
You too can be a Terra Bal driver!
Does my day planner smell like Panda shit to you?
For speed-humping that breaks the sound barrier. "Dude, I totally gave Janet the Mach 1 last night."
The drinker's chocolate. For your beautiful time. And the DT's.
It always feels impossible the first time you do it.
In case a grizzly bear wanders in.
Now serving sheet cake.
My wife, aka "the black thumb," will be glad to hear this.
"Front desk? My Spanktrevision isn't working, can you please send Ms. Porn up?
Tell 'em George Michael sent you.
It might take a while to fill that thing up, but I'll do my best.
Because those farts tell me you're very close to soiling yourself.
Now I gotta paint again, asshole.
Wherever finer drugs are sold.
Robust and earthy, with a delicate aftertaste of Scott's Turf Builder.
Where Pat pees.
You first.
Because you can't smoke vodka.
Booger 69.
The other cops call Lee "the invisible man" because of his skill at blending into crowds.
The cooks worked hard on it.
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Second to last picture: Is Lee the original Agent Chinese Secret?
I would pay cash money for a "Booger 69" jersey. Maybe not in pink and purple, though.
i still love johnny worker RED LABIAL. gross. the engrish stuff speaks for itself, but your captions make them all better!
also? your caption cracked me the fuck up on the mugshot and i love the t-shirt of the day. (but i ain't buyin' it.) :)
Thanks, M.
So funny! I really needed a laugh today and got a bunch. Thanks, Cary.
OMG! I think engrish is one of my fave features on here. I laugh myself sick.
It always feels impossible the first time you do it.
Truer words were never written, Cary, lol!
Oh, and your caption with Love Milk made me spit soda! Thanks.
I have a booger 69 shirt.
Is a reference to Revenge of the Nerds.
I remember Booger. I don't remember him wearing a 69 shirt. But I'm not surprised if he did.
These are so funny, Cary. Thank you for all the laughs---did me a lot of good tonight. I needed that. Scott's Turf Builder and where Pat pees did me in. :)
As funny as the posts are (and make no mistake about it, they are freaking HIlarious!) your comments are always WAY funnier! Cary you are a prize!
The "Love Milk" one is fake.
Thanks for the compliments!
Don't diss the Rummy bars! I've had them, and they rock: rum-soaked white raisins in milk chocolate. Be honest - you want one now, don't you?
I wanted one before you told me that. Now I really want one.
Hysterical as usual!
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