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Originally Posted: Sun, 16 Nov 22:24 CSTTo the guy I slapped across the face in the bar... - w4m
Date: 2008-11-16, 10:24PM CST
Dear average-looking frat boy,PostingID: 922119532
The image of your face when I slapped you (left-handed,too, because my drink was in my right), is one I won't soon forget.
My friend had gone to the bathroom, so when I felt a hand grab and slightly grope my ass, I had no reason to suspect that it was her who felt me up, rather than you, the innocent bystander.
I quickly turned over my shoulder and gave you a quizzical look, which you must have interpreted as come-hither, because you winked and gave me a knowing nod. Taking this as acknowledgment of "your" action, I slapped you. Hard.
This was the first time I had ever slapped anyone, and I immediately felt empowered and fully justified, having not relied on my boyfriend to stand up for my fragile female ego. Yay, feminism! This quickly turned to shock however, as I looked over at my friend, doubled over, red in the face and gasping for breath from laughing hysterically. Immediately putting two and two together, I turned to you, still standing with a very bewildered and increasingly angry look on your face. "Ohmygod, I'm so sorry-she..I.. I thought...", I struggled to apologize. "Get away from me, I don't know what's going on, get away you crazy bitch"... and then you backed up and ran away.
I probably would have done the same thing, so I don't blame you for running away. I wanted to chase you and explain, but thought better of it for several reasons. I can only imagine the stories the next morning as your buddies rehashed the situation, still wondering why a random girl slapped you for no reason. At least now you (hopefully) know the reason.
I'm still sorry. Let me know, and I'll buy you a drink, at a safe distance, so you can be sure no violence will occur. I promise.
Sincerely,
The crazy girl who (somewhat accidently) slapped you across the face
- Location: Norman
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I'm sure he deserved it for something, he is a guy.
ReplyDeleteIn Oklahoma, that guy was lucky he only got slapped. It could've been worse.
ReplyDeleteFrank, SWEET JESUS!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I stay in Texas, samsmama (even though I don't wear Longhorn gear).
ReplyDeletedamn frank, and to think that some people on radio talk shows thought the poor guy deserved that. i think i would rather hang out with the granny panty people then that ass wipe who slightly over reacted, to say the least.
ReplyDeletei hope they throw the book at him. a big one, right in the nuts.
Boomer sooner, baybee!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you all are over reacting, what's a little "digitization" among strangers....a little insertion if you will...I will.. If that Bitch would have slapped me I would have reluctantly removed my digits from her, and slapped her back..
ReplyDeleteDoes she really need add insult to injury (literally) to the guy to whom she's apologizing? "Dear average-looking frat boy."
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