Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Classic Commercial Of The Day (video)

One I never saw. I would've remembered. "My wife would like that."

From my buddy, BLong.


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Never mind the name. This thing is just all kinds of wrong. Slide the fish down the boner and it leaves only his smelly, denuded endoskeleton? No thanks. This thing does seem pretty efficient and quick, though. I wonder if the poor fish is still alive for a minute afterward, and feeling light and refreshed, like he just had a colonic. Oh, wait. You gotta remove the head first. In that case, I doubt the fish is still alive afterward.

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23 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Boner.

tracey said...

isn't that mike rowe - dirty jobs/deadliest catch narrating?

Cary said...

I didn't notice. I was too busy watching the headless fish get separated from its fucking skeleton in one swift move.

LVGurl said...

Holy hell that's good.

Boner.

Reenie said...

I will have nightmares tonight. Something about this is really wrong. *shudder*

Coconuts said...

Does anyone else hear banjo music? WTF? Three guys in the woods talking about the Wunder Boner?

Lefty said...

Re: Wonder Boner: "My wife would like that".

Dude, she's gettin' it while you're out with the boys.

Lefty said...

Also: REAL men can do this with their members. 'Course everyone will call you fish fucker, but them's the breaks.

Frank Irwin said...

Lefty, OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWwwww!!!!!

wendy in ri said...

Boner is one of those words that will always make me laugh.

That was fucking wrong and hysterical on so many different levels.

woodwoman said...

I feel ill.

Lefty said...

Frank: I did say REAL men (not that I'm to be included in this group).

voronya said...

hell we had a mayor named boner who was more than a bit out there, and in his honor, the local alt weekly has annual boner awards.

i said boner, heh heh heh.

Another Amy said...

"Boner" and "rod" being used every few seconds = me laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

The banjo music got me, too, Coconuts. I "wunder" if the commercial is like Deliverance for fish.

Rod.

Boner.

Cary said...

Boner is one of those words that will always make me laugh, too... along with beaver, pecker, wiener, stool and sac.

Cowguy said...

This is the type of thing that enables me to carry on for another day.


J. Boner

Smokiechick said...

I would love to practice being a teacher and tell you all to grow-up, but damn... My face will stop hurting eventually.

Mike Rowe is such a shill, and I love him. Have you seen the video of him on HSN burning himself on a lavalamp?

Hutchlover said...

Yeah, I like my husband's 'wonder boner', too.

Jessica said...

Does the guy who brought the Wonder Boner look familiar to anybody besides me? He's an actor from somewhere...

Cary said...

I think he was in that recent movie, The Boner Collector.

Cary said...

Or is it the TV show "Cocks."

HUH! Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...

SGM said...

I felt badly that the first thing I keyed in on was the word boner.

Then I read all the comments.
I have found a home.

Frank Irwin said...

Welcome home, SGM!