Who remembers this one? I bet Lefty and Mel do. I know Blong and Spinderfella and Mr. Boone do.
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Blame Bunions on your Genes
3 days ago
Monday, November 17, 2008
Classic TV Show Open Of The Day
Link Of The Day: Live Puppy Cam
Disturbing Warning Sign Of The Day
This pic is from Paul at SeizeAdventure, who says, "On my website I have several pictures of signs from places I WILL NOT be visiting during my travels. Since I'm in a wheelchair this one particularly stood out."
I can see how it would, Paul. WTF?
My first thought is that perhaps this was taken at some wild animal sanctuary/zoo in Australia or Africa; but if so, what, they have wheelchair ramps leading directly into the crocodile pond? Just for entertainment?
It also looks like wheelchair guy is carefully snapping a photo even as his chair careens down the ramp doing about 45 mph. Is he oblivious, or just determined to get the shot? "Closer... closer... THAT's it," he's thinking, capturing the shot only milliseconds before the croc swallows him and his wheelchair in one swift gulp, but not before he tosses the camera out of the croc's mouth so that the shot isn't lost forever and he can win a posthumous Pulitzer Prize.
Gift Of The Day: Hollywood Is Calling
Looking for a great gift idea? Then check out Hollywood Is Calling, and hire your favorite E-list celebrity to phone or e-mail your loved one. Yes, it's real. You can't make this stuff up, folks.
Copy from the website:
Now for the first time ever you can have a real celebrity make a live phone call to someone you know for just $19.95. You can also purchase an email video greeting card with a message from your favorite star for just $5. Whether it's for a special occasion or just for the fun of it, there's no better way to impress a client, sweetheart or a friend. THESE ARE NOT PRE-RECORDED MESSAGES OR VOICE IMPERSONATORS. ALL CALLS ARE MADE LIVE BY THE ACTUAL CELEBRITY.
Some of the stars offered and their blurbs from the website (copied as is, including typos and bad punctuation):
SYBIL DANNING
The Howling II, Hercules, Chained Heat, Reform School Girls, Ranked The Worlds Number One Female Action Star By Entertainment Tonight, Celebrated As The Sex Symbol Of The Year By Roger Ebert
MARC PRICE
Family Ties (Played Erwin Skippy Handleman), Host of Teen Win, Lose, Or Draw, The Rescue, Trick Or Treat, Archie Bunkers Place, One Day At A Time
CHRIS ATKINS
The Blue Lagoon, Suddenly Susan, Dallas, The Pirate Movie
RUSSELL JOHNSON
Gilligan's Island ( Appeared As The Professor ), It Came from Outer Space, This Island Earth, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Rescue From Gilligan's Island, Santa Barbara
TODD BRIDGES
Diff'rent Strokes, A Devil Desguised, Roots, The Return Of The Mod Squad
DEAN HAGLUND
The X Files (Appeared As The Great Richard Ringo Langly), Sliders, The Commish, Home Improvement
FELISSA ROSE
Sleepaway Camp, Corpses Are Forever, Zombiegeddon, Satan's Playground, Curse of the Beast
RON PALILLO
Welcome Back Kotter (Played Arnold Horshack), Dickie Roberts; Child Star, One Life to Live, Skatetown USA, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, Hellgate, Ellen, Trapper John, M.D., Murder She Wrote, The Love Boat
JOHN DELANCIE
Star Trek: The Next Generation, Stargate SG-1, Judging Amy, Multiplicity, Blood Red
DR. ELMO
After Selling Over 10 Million Copies Of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Dr. Elmo's Unique Voice Has Become Synonymous With Christmas. Dr. Elmo Is The Narrator And Character Voice Of Grandpa On The Animated Movie Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
GIGI EDGLEY
Farscape ( Appeared As Chiana ), Farscape The Peacekeeper Wars, The Monkeys Mask, BeastMaster, Black Jack
DENNIS HASKINS
Saved By The Bell (Appeared As Mr. Belding), Red Water, The West Wing, The Practice, The Image, An Ordinary Killer, Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, The Twilight Zone
LARRY THOMAS
Seinfeld ( Appeared As The Famous Soup Nazi In The Greatest Seinfeld Episode Ever), Austin Powers International Man of Mystery, CSI Crime Scene Investigation, General Hospital
Vid Of The Day: Robot Chicken Star Wars - TYDTWD
"Gary never sees his daughter because of guys like you."
12 Hard-To-Find Toys For Kids
A funny list from Mandy. Some of you youngun's won't get the Mrs. Boozeley.
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