I've known people like this. I killed every one of them and buried them in my back yard.
Beyond the Flavor: Almond Pavé Cake.
1 day ago
Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
I've known people like this. I killed every one of them and buried them in my back yard.
Side effects of a litigious society. Some are surely Photoshopped, but hey, that's the internet.
And don't call me Shirley.

Time for your bath, kids.
Yellow Pages cover
Scooter
I bet it has happened.
Just because it's flushable doesn't mean you should scrub your ass with it.
Firelog. Risk of fire.

The Shuffle is ok but the bigger ones are hell to pass.
You'll still get paid if the ticket is crumpled
Peanuts. Contains peanuts.

Engrish

Tell your dog not to drive a car after he takes this.
