Friday, September 26, 2008

Commercial Of The Day: Diesel XXX (NSFW)

The spot is called "Diesel XXX - SFW" but it's not SFW, really. Very clever, guv'na.

My thanks to TheMovieGuru, Cajun Willie and Seth -- all sent me this link today.

Watch it quick before they yank it. Pun intended.


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Clever Ad Placement Of The Day

From Hutchlover, who flipped this switch on and off about 30 times before snapping the photo.


Vid Of The Day: Planet Earth (NSFW)

I laughed. Especially at the lion. Good stuff from the MILF-tastic Lola.

NSFW - language and animal attacks (though nothing too gory or shocking)



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Words I Like Of The Day

I dig words. There's been some talk here lately about cool words, so here are some I like. What are some of yours?

quibble
rapscallion
pilfer
behemoth
claque
gauche
dolt
foist (possibly my favorite word)
bedlam
ruckus
ne'er-do-well
hoodlum
squat
quixotic
grub
petulant
deign
salubrious
maleficent (we've seen Sleeping Beauty too many times around here)
troglodyte
boor
persnickety (which isn't a word; the actual word is pernickety)
mercurial

And a few words that annoy me:

fixin's (WTF is a fixin'? "Come to our cookout for hamburgers, hot dogs and all the fixin's!" How about I fix my foot in your ass? That's what I'm fixin' to do.)

signage (just say SIGNS, motherfucker)

closure (it's the thing on the back of a bra, not anything to do with you feeling better)

trousers (Pants! PANTS! Not trousers, not slacks.. PANTS!)

And three words which, when mispronounced, make me want to snatch the tongue out of the mouth of the speaker and stomp it into dust.

district (especially with district attorney. I stopped watching Medium because Patricia Arquette says "districK attorney" -- and they gave her an Emmy!)

realtor (Not "real-a-tor," ya hillbilly)

nuclear (only 39 days until we no longer have to hear this from our president)

Vid Of The Day: Ernest's Secret

I guess when you're that old, you say pretty much whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want.

Many thanks to Wade for the link.


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I always liked Ernest Borgnine... except in From Here To Eternity, when he played a real sumbitch. Great movie, btw, if you haven't seen it. Better than it looks (we've all seen the making-out-in-the-surf scene but the film is more drama than romance). Fantastic cast: Burt Lancaster, Deborah Kerr, Montgomery Clift, Frank Sinatra, Borgnine, Donna Reed, Jack Warden and George "Superman" Reeves in a small part.

Vid Of The Day: Don't Call Me Grandma

Hells yeah.

From TheMovieGuru.



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Famous Fuglies Of The Day

Hollywood's homeliest... but don't feel too sorry for them. They are all richer than you or me (except the dead ones). I'm no looker myself, but damn, these people make my eyes hurt.

I'll be nice and not use last names.



kd


Carrot


Snaggle


Iggy


Amy


Clint


Tim


Tori


Clay


Jabba


Marty


Star (before her miraculous non-surgical weight loss)


Steve


Esther


Jay


Anne


Michael


Michael


Perez


Rachel


Michael


Linda


Lyle


Marilyn


Amanda


Jon


Gary


Howard


D.J.


Flava


Willem


Martha


Steven

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