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Rejected Dr. Seuss Books Of The Day

A list from Snigglefrits, who says, "I really shouldn't take muscle relaxers and get online."

I'm adding a few illustrations, too, that have run here before.

I bet some of you can add to these. I know Daisy and Reenie can (no pressure, ladies).

The Cat Went Splat

Are You My Proctologist?

Fox in Detox

Horton Needs a Ho

Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?

Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

Horton Fakes an 'O'

The Grinch's Ten Inches

In a Crack House

Hop On Top - A Sexual Positions Manual

And To Think I Saw It On Mulberry Street- The $25 Ho & More

Hand, Hand, Finger, HEY! That Ain't Your Thumb!

Great Day for Up - Now Please Take Your Viagra

Marvin K Mooney, Would You Please Come Now?

The Shape of Me and Other Stuff - Why Does My Penis Look Different Than Other Boys?

Thidwick The Big-Peckered Moose

Yertile the Turtle & Other Acts of Beastiality

There's A Wocket in My Pocket or Am I Just Glad To See You?

11 Awesomely Good/Bad Songs From the 70s

Good, bad or ugly? You decide.

Click a pic to hear a tune.