Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Photobomber Pic Of The Day

Wow. I'm working on a second volume of photobombers pics, but this one was too good to wait. The pic is titled, "Perth Cup," which suggests where it was taken.

The 10 Most Annoying Programs On The Internet

An amusing article from TechRepublic.com. Click on any title to read why it was chosen. I don't necessarily agree with or even know about all these, so all you 'puter geeks can direct your hate mail to Tech Republic.

Adobe Reader

RealPlayer (god yes.. the absolute WORST)

Windows Update

Apple Software Update

Java

Yahoo Toolbar

Norton Antivirus (yes! Hate it.)

Preinstalled software bundles

Outlook/Outlook Exchange

Flash

Vid Of The Day: Levit(r)ol

From Mad TV



12 Ugliest Sitcom Moms

A great list from Jamie J. and HolyTaco.com


12. Angela Bower - Who’s The Boss

Aside from the fact that she looks like a plastic skeleton in a pediatrician’s office, she’s so annoyingly neurotic that you’d be standing there holding a condom while she’d say: “Should we do this? What if Jonathan walks in? Jonathan’s been acting strange lately. I think he and Mona are up to something? Do you think they’re up to something? I do. I definitely do. We should spy on them?”


11. Florida Evans - Good Times

I’m not against a woman with a little meat on her bones, but there’s a lot of meat there. And it’s not just on her bones, it’s pretty much everywhere. Plus, I feel like even if I got it up for her, she’d sassily lecture me because I blamed Thelma for not taking the trash out when it was actually my turn. Then she’d coax me into apologizing to Thelma and by the time I was done with that, there’s no way I’d still have an erection. [Also, she looks like David Ortiz.]


8. Grace Kelly (Brett Butler) - Grace Under Fire

Call me old fashioned, but I just don’t like it when a woman has a voice that’s deeper than mine. (And a penis that’s longer and wider than mine.)


5. Miranda Hobbs - Sex and the City

I have such a hard time telling these characters apart. Is this one the vapid whore who loves shoes? Or is she the vapid whore who loves handbags? Or maybe she’s vapid whore who likes both shoes and handbags? Hmm, let me do a little more research and get back to you as to exactly why this one’s a MIWLF…OK, I’m back. She’s a vapid whore who had a baby, that’s why.


4. Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Thomas – Roseanne

Despite her obvious heft, it’s the fact she’s the female version of Sam Kinnison that would kill the whole thing. Could you imagine trying to finish when a naked pile of mayonnaise and hair is screaming at you for not punishing Darlene after she set the garage on fire? I could not.


3. Marion Cunningham - Happy Days

Forget the fact that she’s sort of an iconic figure from my early childhood, she was also banging Tom Bosley. Those are some sloppy seconds I just couldn’t stomach.

For the rest, please see the full article at HolyTaco.com

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