A list of movies since 2000 that received a grade of F from Entertainment Weekly magazine... which is saying something, when you consider that even flicks like Encino Man, Ready To Rumble and Boogeyman got a passing grade.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - No one bought Lindsay Lohan as a dead stripper? Just give her a few years.
See No Evil (2006) - See no sequel.
DEBS (2005)
She Hate Me (2004) - And me hated this.
But I'm A Cheerleader (2000)
The Libertine (2005) - Even Johnny Depp can't win 'em all.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - And so did you if you paid to see this.
All The Queen's Men (2002)
My Date With Drew (2005) - Your date with DVD.
Assisted Living (2005)
Everybody's Famous (2001) - A Belgian movie with no one famous.
Shadowboxer (2006) - Your Oscar has been revoked, Mr. Gooding.
Doogal (2003) - the critics are usually more forgiving of kids' movies, so this one must really have sucked.
Youth Without Youth (2007) - From the Francis Ford Coppola who directed Jack and Godfather III, not the one who directed Godfather and Godfather II.
Femme Fatale (2002) - another Brian de Palma turd I managed to step in. How many times will I let this man steal my money?
What The Bleep Do We Know? (2004) - You know that EW hated your movie.
The Perfect Man (2005)
Wild Tigers I Have Known (2007)
Night Watch (2005) - A vampire movie from Russia. Don't we have enough suck here already without importing it?
My Boss' Daughter (2002) - Ashton Kutcher, go back to the small screen where you belong.
The Undead (2005)
In The Cut (2003) - I guess they weren't impressed with Meg Ryan's nude scene.
Garage Days (2003)
Pinocchio (2002) - the live-action version with that annoying little Italian, Roberto Begnini.
Vulgar (2002)
Say It Isn't So (2001) - Wha? Despite the combined comic talents of Chris Klein and Heather Graham?
See Spot Run (2001) - See David Arquette suck.
The Order (2003) - Heath Ledger's follow up to Brokeback Mountain blew more than Ennis Del Mar.
Corky Romano (2001) - Hmm. Chris Kataan is usually a good bet.
Balls of Fury (2007)
The First $20 Million Is Always The Hardest (2002) - Like they'll ever know.
In The Land Of Women (2007)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Kikujiro (2000) - Huh? I thought every Japanese movie was a masterpiece.
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007) - True story: I was on my way out the door with my child to see this when I thought, I better get online and see if it sucks.
Surviving Christmas (2004) - And it looked so good in the trailer.
Tideland (2006)
Manderlay (2006)
Alone In The Dark (2005) - Which describes anyone who saw this in a theater.
Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights (2002) - Never saw that one coming.
Boat Trip (2003) - Your Oscar has been revoked, Mr. Gooding! Turn it in. Now.
Where The Heart Is (2000)
From Justin To Kelly (2003) - Fish in a barrel.
BloodRayne (2006)
The Comebacks (2007) - Don't come back.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - WTF? Not one of my favorite Coen movies, but come on.
Georgia Rule (2007) - Lindsay went 0-for-2 in '07.
House Of The Dead (2003) - Actual quote from the review: "Clint Howard, you're too good for this."
Running Free (2000)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Can't they kill the thing? I don't mean Michael Myers. I mean the franchise.
Bigger Than The Sky (2005)
A Sound of Thunder (2006) - Yeah. Butt-thunder.
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