Top 14 Defiled Toons Of The Day

Wow, some people have way too much time on their hands.

Why am I posting cartoon porn? Because they are ridiculous and make me laugh. Don't scroll down if you are offended by animated nudity or depictions of sex acts.

Oh.. and these are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. At all. Unless you work in an adult bookstore.

14. Belle

"Tail as old as time..."

13. Spongebob

No, he's not gay.

12. Marge Simpson

The blue pubes are a nice touch, but what's with that wacky trim job?

11. Velma & Scooby

Time for a Scooby snack

10. Genie & Jasmine

And she still has two more wishes left.

9. Judy Jetson

Rut roh! Judy got a new toy.

8. Kim Possible

"Call me, beep me, if you wanna eat me."

7. Fry, Leela & Bender

"Hey! One at a time!"

6. Lois Griffin

I had no idea that every female cartoon character has such humongous boobs.

5. Shrek

"Ha, that's nothing, I once blew an OGRE!"

4. Marge Simpson

I don't like the looks of this. And who the hell invited Flanders?

3. Fred & Betty

I knew it.

2. Peter & Lois Griffin

I think he bit her.

1. Peggy & Bobby Hill

Ok, that tears it. Hank's gonna shoot you both.
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Harvey Korman Is Dead

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And, sadly, still not funny.

Yeah, ok, he gave me tons of laughs as a kid when he was on The Carol Burnett show, so I'll give him that. And he's funnier than Tim Conway, so he's got that going for him, too. But then, who isn't?

So long, Harv. Thanks for the yuks.

Junk Mail Of The Day

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FADE IN

CARY looks down, pulls open his waistband.

CARY

Hey big fella, sorry to wake you. Just checking in. Looks like a quiet day today, so you can rest. You earned it after all that celebrating we did yesterday for National Masturbation Month. The Mrs. is out of town, so all I'll need you for is a few pee breaks. I'll lay off the internet pron so you can sleep. Enjoy your break. Oh, and don't worry, I won't make any decisions without you.

CARY closes his waistband.

FADE OUT
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Animation Voice Artists Of The Day

Meet the talented voice actors behind some of your favorite TV and movie characters. In most cases, these are only some of the many voice roles they've done.

Alan Reed as Fred Flintstone
(The Flintstones)

Christy Carlson Romano as Kim Possible

Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants

Frank Oz as Yoda (Star Wars) and
Miss Piggy (The Muppet Show)

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley
(Scooby Doo)

Seth MacFarlane as Peter, Brian and Stewie Griffin
(The Family Guy)

Pamela Segall Adlon as Bobby Hill
(King Of The Hill)

Wally Cox as Underdog

Janet Waldo as Judy Jetson
(The Jetsons)

Tara Strong as Timmy Turner (The Fairly Oddparents), Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) and Ben Tennyson (Ben 10)

Hank Azaria as Apu
(The Simpsons)

Jean Vander Pyl as Wilma Flintstone
(The Flintstones)

Jackie Joseph as Melody Anderson
(Josie And The Pussycats)

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butthead and Anderson
(Beavis & Butthead), and Hank Hill and Boomhauer
(King Of The Hill)

Will Friedle as Ron Stoppable
(Kim Possible)

Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson
(The Jetsons)

Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson
(The Simpsons)

Dick Tufeld as Robot
(Lost In Space)

Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin
(The Family Guy)

Bea Benaderet as Betty Rubble
(The Flintstones)

Casey Kasem as Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Brittany Murphy as Luanne Platter
(King Of The Hill)

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Mr. Magoo, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Elroy Jetson, Snagglepuss,
Auggie Doggie, Wally Gator.

Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson
(The Simpsons)

Douglas Rain as HAL 9000
(2001: A Space Odyssey)

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