Selections from De-Noted, a website that collects paper money with interesting graffiti or thought-provoking questions. Me, I'm not that picky about my paper money -- graffiti, no graffiti, I could give a crap, as long as the strippers take it.
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What were the best and worst things about your Memorial Day weekend?
My best: relaxing by the pool and not thinking once about work
My worst: waking up sore as hell this morning after playing two intense games of wiffleball and wrestling kids in the pool yesterday. I'm too old for this shit!
Hows about you?
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From an e-mail classic about Wal-Mart starting to sell their own brand of wine. I don't know if it's true or not, but I like the names people came up with for the wine.
Top Suggested Names For Wal-Mart Wine
Box O'Grapes
I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
Peanut Noir
World Championship Riesling
Grape Expectations
Shampagne
White Trashfindel
Nasti Spumonti
Mer-low
Chef Boyardeaux
Liebfraumulch
Chateau Des Moines
Mogen Darryl
Big Red Gulp
NASCARbernet
Inglenookie
Chateau Trailer Parc
Cold Duck Sauce
And then there's...
Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine
From The Late Show With David Letterman
10. When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do
9. I Can't Believe It's Not Wine
8. Show Your Friends How Little You Care
7. Kills Germs on Contact
6. Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!
5. Crack Open a Can Today!
4. Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6
3. Here's to Making Bail!
2. Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?
1. Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker
Triumph at "American Idol" tryouts in Hawaii.
Probably the best Triumph clip of all time.
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From Look At Me Shirts (click pic to link; all sales support LOTD)
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More than one, I bet.
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From Rich Girl Red.
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