Selections from De-Noted, a website that collects paper money with interesting graffiti or thought-provoking questions. Me, I'm not that picky about my paper money -- graffiti, no graffiti, I could give a crap, as long as the strippers take it.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
What were the best and worst things about your Memorial Day weekend?
My best: relaxing by the pool and not thinking once about work
My worst: waking up sore as hell this morning after playing two intense games of wiffleball and wrestling kids in the pool yesterday. I'm too old for this shit!
Hows about you?
From an e-mail classic about Wal-Mart starting to sell their own brand of wine. I don't know if it's true or not, but I like the names people came up with for the wine.
Top Suggested Names For Wal-Mart Wine
I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
World Championship Riesling
Chateau Des Moines
Big Red Gulp
Chateau Trailer Parc
Cold Duck Sauce
And then there's...
Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine
From The Late Show With David Letterman
10. When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do
9. I Can't Believe It's Not Wine
8. Show Your Friends How Little You Care
7. Kills Germs on Contact
6. Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!
5. Crack Open a Can Today!
4. Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6
3. Here's to Making Bail!
2. Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?
1. Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker