Thursday, April 24, 2008

News Story Of The Day: Factual Errors On The Internet?

This is disconcerting. Still, I'm glad Blong sent me the link. Better to know the truth than to live a lie.

Factual Error Found On Internet

The Onion

Factual Error Found On Internet

LONGMONT, CO-The Information Age was dealt a stunning blow with the discovery of unreliable data on the Internet.

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Buttons Of The Day

From Cindy F., buttons you wish you could wear to work (or anywhere for that matter... school, church, court, family reunions, etc)














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My Neighbors Have No Sense Of Humor

It was around this time last year when people around my neighborhood started losing pet birds left and right. We always have lost dog and lost cat signs on the telephone poles, but suddenly it was all birds. Like three or four different ones in a matter of weeks... which led me to think:

1) Who has a pet bird anyway? All they do is shit and make noise, and you can just have a kid if that's your scene. At least the kid can take care of you when you're old.

2) If you do have a bird, why are you letting it out of its cage... in springtime.. with the windows open? Clipped its wings, eh? Well they can still hop.

Anyway, after seeing these signs, I made a sign of my own to put up. My co-worker Amy H., queen of the laminator, even laminated them for me, and I put up 3-4 around the 'hood.

All were gone within like two days. Some people have no sense of humor.

Here's the sign.

"Lost" Returns Tonight

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Entertainment Weekly hints at what we can expect in tonight's episode and the rest of the season.

Article and teaser video here (may contain spoilers)
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90s Music Video Of The Day

Sound the bell. School's out, sucka.

A request from Steve Hatchett.


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Top 19 Real Men Of Genius

My 19 favorite honorees from the Bud Light radio and TV commercials.


19. Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder
18. Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
17. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
16. Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller
15. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
14. Mr. "Kiss Me I'm Irish" Pin Wearer
13. Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman
12. Mr. Civil War Battle Re-Enactor
11. Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
10. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
9. Mr. Overly Competitive Touch Football Game Player
8. Mr. In The Park Cartoonist
7. Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
6. Mr. Way-Too-Proud-of-Texas Guy
5. Mr. Jean Shorts (Jorts) Inventor
4. Mr. Raise The Net Before They Kick The Field Goal Guy
3. Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
2. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
1. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer


And, from Wikipedia, a list of the rest (including some listed twice, but I'm too lazy to find them all)

Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor
Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
Mr. Major League Infield Raker
Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller
Mr. Pickled Pig's Feet Eater
Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
Mr. Company Computer Guy
Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
Mr. Experimental Medications Tester
Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
Mr. Hockey Organ Player
Mr. Horsedrawn Carriage Driver
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
Mr. Professional Figure Skater
Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Re-Filler
Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
Mr. Boombox Carrying Rollerskater
Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
Mr. Fancy Restaurant Valet Guy
Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker
Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
Mr. Parade Float Driver
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
Mr. Airline Meal Chef
Mr. Art School Model Guy
Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter
Mr. Books on Tape Inventor
Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
Mr. Discount Suit Salesman
Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler
Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker
Mr. In the Car Nose Picker
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
Mr. Multi Colored Sweater Wearer
Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
Mr. Pet Toy Designer
Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
Mr. Really Large Body Building Guy
Mr. Street Lamp Bulb Screwer-Inner
Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
Mr. Accordion Player Guy
Mr. Adult Film Movie Actor Guy
Mr. Animal Husbandry Expert
Mr. Clip on Tie Inventor
Mr. Doctor Tree Surgeon
Mr. Extra, Extra Strong Glue Maker
Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
Mr. Gas Station Sandwich Maker
Mr. Ghetto Car Driver
Mr. Guy Wearing a Poncho
Mr. High Protein Diet Guy
Mr. Hot Stock Tip Advice Giver Outer
Mr. Miniature Train Modeler
Mr. Motorcycle Side Car Rider
Mr. New Shoe Tissue Paper Stuffer
Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
Mr. Oversized Fanny Pack Wearer
Mr. Personal Space Invader
Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner-Outer
Mr. Reality TV Show Star
Mr. Really, Really Tight Jean Wearer
Mr. Restaurant Food Critic Guy
Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
Mr. Warehouse Shopping Club Member
Mr. Way too Much Team Clothes Wearer
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
Mr. Egg Nog Inventor
Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor
Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
Mr. Labor Day Inventor
Mr. Las Vegas Trip Taker
Mr. Law Enforcement Cavity Searcher
Mr. Mail-Order Bride Orderer
Mr. Moped Souper-Upper
Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher
Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
Mr. Apartment Next to the L Tracks Guy
Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
Mr. Fantasy Football Manager Guy
Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
Mr. Half-Time Shooting Contest Contestant
Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
Mr. Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Contestant
Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy
Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
Mr. Automatic Tax Extension Filer
Mr. Baseball Stadium Glove Wearing Guy
Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer
Mr. Blue Aluminum Bottle Maker
Mr. Chicago Bears Fan
Mr. Doggy Day Spa Operator
Mr. Local Texas Football Hero Guy
Mr. Over-Zealous Foulball Catcher
Mr. Oxygen Bar Inventor
Mr. Professional Sports Leg Cramp Rubber Outer
Mr. Refuses To Turn On His Air Conditioning Guy
Mr. Retired Professional Football Player (inspired by Mike Golic of ESPN Radio)
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy
Mr. Taxi Cab Over Accesorizer
Mr. Tollbooth Collector
Mr. T-Shirt Launcher Inventor
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 12
Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor
Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker
Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller
Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
Mr. Pet Toy Designer
Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy
Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy
Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
Mr. Company Computer Guy
Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
Mr. Taxi Cab Over-Accessorizer
Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
Mr. Radio Traffic Announcer Guy
Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer
Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
Mr. Centerfold Picture Retoucher

Wanna hear some? Check out this site.

Retro Workout Vids Of The Day

From Greta.

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